As opposed to the cries of "total disaster" that might go out with Rafe Judkins' name, one thing I don't hear as a complaint on Wheel of Time is the...
Callback to how Marvel vs. DC opened with Ben Reilly/Spider-Man encountering the Joker, and having no clue who he was since he wasn't the Spider-Man...
On Carlin, I think the best quote along those lines is "Think of the stupidity of the average person....and then realize......HALF OF THEM ARE DUMBER...
'Why?' Just to see the disappointment on your corn-fed, gee-whiz face, Superman. And because a great dark voice on the edge of nothing spoke to me and said you all had to die. There is no 'Why?'