Miss Piggy vs Johnny Lawrence
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Miss Piggy vs Johnny Lawrence
Most of Piggy's fighting feats are kind of off-screen IIRC, but on the other hand, presentation is high and she's definitely capable of wasting a dude who is otherwise totally incapable of hurting her. Her soak, as far as I can recall, is way beyond Johnny's ability to pierce.
[QUOTE=big_adventure;5403063]Most of Piggy's fighting feats are kind of off-screen IIRC, but on the other hand, presentation is high and she's definitely capable of wasting a dude who is otherwise totally incapable of hurting her. Her soak, as far as I can recall, is way beyond Johnny's ability to pierce.[/QUOTE]
Doesn't Miss Piggy also routinely send people flying?
I don't think Miss Piggy's feats are mostly offscreen. In the first Muppet movie, she managed to knock back a group attack by thug-rednecks and snapped ropes she was bound in. In Great Muppet Caper, she bends iron bars tosses Peter Ustinov from a truck, and climbs a building. In Muppets Take Manhattan, she hunts down a purse snatcher and takes him by surprise, beating him up. She also routinely sends Muppets flying, chops or kicks guest stars, and does amazing jump kicks and so forth. I don't know Johnny Lawrence, but these are just feats off the top of my head. As big_adventure noted, she and many Muppets have a good damage soak, so she can take a lot of punishment.
Excellent feat list. In any case, it's way beyond Johnny, and that's if Johnny could even hurt her, which I'm still siding with "he can't do that thing."
Everytime I see this thread I read it as Johnny Laurinaitis. And while he may have been a garbo wrestler according to Punk,he's still a really big strong guy compared to most of what Miss Piggy faces.
"People Power" and all that.
[QUOTE=The MunchKING;5405593]Everytime I see this thread I read it as Johnny Laurinaitis. And while he may have been a garbo wrestler according to Punk,he's still a really big strong guy compared to most of what Miss Piggy faces.
"People Power" and all that.[/QUOTE]
I keep seeing it as "Joey Lawrence."