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Jumpa + Beta Ray Bill = Kanga Ray Bill
With Thunder Woman knocked out by an armada of aliens turned into humanoid animals by her sister Cirki during an attack on Themyscirasgard, her chariot pulling kanaroo picks up her golden hammer of truth, Moultonir, and becomes....KANGA RAY BILL!
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Bat-Mite and Thor:
He is Asgard's bigestest fan from the 5th Dimension! All denizens of the Golden Realm roll their immortal eyes as they have to deal with the mischief caused by
[B]The Mitey Thor![/B]
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Raised by Rupert Murdoch and Thanos, [B]G. Gamora Gameson[/B] is the most dangerous journalist in the universe!
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Cable and Madame Fatale.
He is the time travelling, cross-dressing son of Cyclops and Maddie Pryor.
he is [B]Cable TV.[/B]
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Totally worth the gravedig!
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[QUOTE=Spike-X;1600313]Totally worth the gravedig![/QUOTE]
I'd actually forgotten to mention which two characters I was amalgamating. Edited it in now.
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Mephisto, Iron Fist and Moira McTaggert:
Iron McFisto!
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Totally worth the gravedig! Again!
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The Destroyer (from Thor) and Squirrel Girl:
[B]The Nut Cracker![/B]
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The Joker and David Duke:
[B]The Nut Cracker![/B]
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We need a Like button! Two of them, in fact!
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[QUOTE=Chagoth;1500107]Frank White, a former Marine, is editor-in-chief of New Metro's largest newspaper the Daily Journal. After the Journal publishes several articles exposing businessman Lex "Jigsaw" Russo as a Mob boss, Russo orders a hit on White. White survives the attack but his entire staff is killed. Seeking retribution, White arms himself and brutally kills Russo's hit team. Now a vigilante who continues to publish stories on the Mob, Frank White is [B]the Publisher[/B]![/QUOTE]
Across town, his rival paper is published by a scar faced cowboy and "retired" bounty hunter who's "got himself a deep hatin' on that there spider-fella'." That's right, It's "Jolly" J. Jonah Hex!
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When Rocket Raccoon dons his Nova helmet, he becomes...
[B]Rocket the rodent Rocket.[/B]
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Sonic the Hedgehog and Calendar Man
[B]It's Groundhog Day![/B]
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The Earth-Pig Born and Lawnmower Man*- [B]Cerebus The Yardvark[/B]
* Walt Simonson adapted the Stephen King short story many years ago, so it totally counts.