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[QUOTE=Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh;1128103]Nah, see it was apparently going [I]fine[/I], up until they decided to fuck with genetic engineering. The words "we made it BIGGER than a T-Rex" should [B]never[/B] come out of your mouth. Not to mention they apparently made it hyper-intelligent. Which is basically saying "hey, it's not enough we made this motherfucker gigantic, how about we make it smarter than a human". Because at that point, you've got something with the instincts of, say, an Apex Predator, walking around in a multi-ton/multi-story body, with intelligence enough to well .. [/QUOTE]
Well if it's smarter than a human, it should be like those cartoon dinosaurs and realize what most humans did. Hunting running screaming prey is hard work; and pissing off humans just means they bring in the military. It's a lot easier to just act smart and sophisticated and buy your food at the wholeseller.
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I have visions of the Nextwave version of Devil Dinosaur, complete with smoking jacket.
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[QUOTE=Cleric of Hell's Brigade;1129238]Thank you all for your kind words. It means a lot to me. Thanks all.[/QUOTE]
No problem, friend. We're all here for ya.
[QUOTE=Wavemaninawe;1128040]Is it alright if I just start calling this franchise "Darwin Awards"? Seriously... you would figure that some kind of learning process would engage at this point.
- Hey fellas I have this awesome idea. How about we re-re-re-open that wildlife themepark again? Yeah, the one that went SNAFU on every given occasion, ending with mass carnage and even a biohazard outbreak spreading OFF the island, onto the main land.
- Sounds legit. When do we start?[/QUOTE]
Well, to be fair, they only opened the Park once. The other two titles dealt with idiots visiting the abandoned sites, either to recapture the dinosaurs left in the wild or to find a lost child. And as Cthulhu said, This park has apparently been in business for the last 20 years since the first JP without mishaps. Y'know, until they decided that creating a super-mutant dinosaur with above human intelligence was a grand idea. One who apparently ate her own brother because she's a psychotic bitch, going by what Chris Pratt is saying, rather than out of her carnivorous instincts. She's the Azula of dinosaurs.
[QUOTE=Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh;1128103]Nah, see it was apparently going [I]fine[/I], up until they decided to fuck with genetic engineering. The words "we made it BIGGER than a T-Rex" should [B]never[/B] come out of your mouth. Not to mention they apparently made it hyper-intelligent. Which is basically saying "hey, it's not enough we made this motherfucker gigantic, how about we make it smarter than a human". Because at that point, you've got something with the instincts of, say, an Apex Predator, walking around in a multi-ton/multi-story body, with intelligence enough to well ..
Look, this movie is Cthulhu approved. All you need to know.[/QUOTE]
And I reiterate: Damn you, Cthulhu and may Godzilla feast on your entrails.
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[video=youtube;4dPl46vOaCo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dPl46vOaCo[/video]
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[video=youtube;_H8pEL80_rs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H8pEL80_rs[/video]
Squirrel Girl snores. ;)
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[QUOTE=Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh;1128103]
Look, this movie is Cthulhu approved. All you need to know.[/QUOTE]
You do realize how that isn't reassuring at all, right?
[QUOTE=Cleric of Hell's Brigade;1129238]Thank you all for your kind words. It means a lot to me. Thanks all.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the confidence.
Keep your head up.
[QUOTE=Len Ikari145;1129354]No problem, friend. We're all here for ya.
Well, to be fair, they only opened the Park once. The other two titles dealt with idiots visiting the abandoned sites, either to recapture the dinosaurs left in the wild or to find a lost child. And as Cthulhu said, This park has apparently been in business for the last 20 years since the first JP without mishaps. Y'know, until they decided that creating a super-mutant dinosaur with above human intelligence was a grand idea. One who apparently ate her own brother because she's a psychotic bitch, going by what Chris Pratt is saying, rather than out of her carnivorous instincts. She's the Azula of dinosaurs.
And I reiterate: Damn you, Cthulhu and may Godzilla feast on your entrails.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the recap. It's been ages since I watched the films and even more since I read the book.
I still think it sounds like a dimwitted project (In JP universe that is.)
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Spidey gets people.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/RlTFkQm.jpg[/IMG]
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[QUOTE=Hazard;1137059]Spidey gets people.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/RlTFkQm.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Please tell me this is someone's fan comic.
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I have seen all available episode of Gravity Falls. This show is amazing.
Now to dive into the chipers at the end of each episode.
And I was totally shipping Dipper and Pacifica by season 1, so yeah.
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[QUOTE=Dark Soul # 7;1139032]I have seen all available episode of Gravity Falls. This show is amazing.
Now to dive into the chipers at the end of each episode.
And I was totally shipping Dipper and Pacifica by season 1, so yeah.[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;qdbCNXMRHmo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdbCNXMRHmo[/video]
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[QUOTE=Len Ikari145;1137224]Please tell me this is someone's fan comic.[/QUOTE]
Inhuman free comic book day issue.
He gives a cool speech later, gets their respect and save the day, but the funny bits are cooler.
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[QUOTE=Guy1;1139199][video=youtube;qdbCNXMRHmo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdbCNXMRHmo[/video][/QUOTE]
Possibilities that will never be explored.:(
Eh, it's an awesome show the way it is.
And DS (Holds up his world-spanning Dipper x Pacifica banner)
You ain't alone, man.
[QUOTE=Hazard;1139681]Inhuman free comic book day issue.
He gives a cool speech later, gets their respect and save the day, but the funny bits are cooler.[/QUOTE]
Oh, that makes me feel better.
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[QUOTE=Dark Soul # 7;1139032]I have seen all available episode of Gravity Falls. This show is amazing.
Now to dive into the chipers at the end of each episode.
And I was totally shipping Dipper and Pacifica by season 1, so yeah.[/QUOTE]
Don't worry, everyone ships Dipper and Pacifica. Even the show kinda ships Dipper and Pacifica *looks meaningfully at Northwest Mansion Mystery*.
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I got some good sparring in this week. I actually met someone who took me down and keep me there. I didn't let him get anymore takedowns after that. I showed him that my takedown defense is good and my striking is superior.
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[QUOTE=Len Ikari145;1139731]And DS (Holds up his world-spanning Dipper x Pacifica banner)
You ain't alone, man.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=The Dog;1140193]Don't worry, everyone ships Dipper and Pacifica. Even the show kinda ships Dipper and Pacifica *looks meaningfully at Northwest Mansion Mystery*.[/QUOTE]
*nods*
You are good men.
Together we shall hold the line against any and all forms of the darkness that is *shudders* Pinecest.