★★ Superheroes! Comedy! Space! Other single-word exclamations! ★★

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[quote]Galactic military agent Matross Legion hasn't had the happiest past. A helicopter beanie in the fourth grade and that stomach bug on his first date both formed awkward memories. But there was more. Much more.

Legion witnessed his best friend Sopher's execution at the hands of another best friend, Lowensland. Months later, eccentric Lowensland resurfaces with a plan to merge the galaxy's largest crime families, a plan that will leave the military crippled. Legion must now take charge of a new military group to stop Lowensland before that idiotic madman takes control of the galaxy and refits it in his rule. And Lowensland’s plan reaches full throttle in four days.

Can Legion control his guilt over Sopher's death, his loathing for his ex-best friend Lowensland, and the fact that the galaxy's official sport is ultimate couponing? On top of that, can he stop Master Asinine before that maniac unleashes his secret weapon?

People will die! Civilizations will crumble! Press conferences will be held! Popular teen hangouts will be closed for renovation! Stuff will happen to other stuff!

And nothing is more dangerous than an idiot who controls all crime.[/quote]