Marvel vs. DC: Boxing Tournament of Champions

Who wins?

5 rounds, 3 minutes each

Superman vs. Hyperion
Lobo vs. Hulk
Wonder Woman vs. Thor
Martian Manhunter vs. She Hulk
Billy Batson vs. Carol Danvers
Aquaman vs. Namor
Kilowog vs. Juggernaut
Orion vs. The Thing

Which Hyperion? There are a ridiculous number of them at this point.

Due to massive speed differentials and occasionally strength advantages, DC win everything except Arthur/Namor and Kilowog/Juggs. Namor’s punching Arthur’s head off and Kilowog can do literally nothing to Juggs in a boxing match. By contrast, Juggs CAN hurt Kilowog very, very badly.

[QUOTE=Beadle;4472773]Due to massive speed differentials and occasionally strength advantages, DC win everything except Arthur/Namor and Kilowog/Juggs. Namor’s punching Arthur’s head off and Kilowog can do literally nothing to Juggs in a boxing match. By contrast, Juggs CAN hurt Kilowog very, very badly.[/QUOTE]

Agreed. Except with Namor. I think he wins, but not in a casual one shot. Aquaman is solid class 80/90 these days iirc.

[QUOTE=The Arbiter;4472852]Agreed. Except with Namor. I think he wins, but not in a casual one shot. Aquaman is solid class 80/90 these days iirc.[/QUOTE]

namor wouldn't kill arthur. he's married and a blonde.

Sorry - I didn’t mean to imply it was a one-shot (or even that it was a horror-stomp).

Kilowog vs Juggs, though? That’s incredibly one-sided. As are most of the other matches.

[QUOTE=Beadle;4472866]Sorry - I didn’t mean to imply it was a one-shot (or even that it was a horror-stomp).

Kilowog vs Juggs, though? That’s incredibly one-sided. As are most of the other matches.[/QUOTE]

Kilowog is better off trying to get himself disqualified before he gets literally murdered in the ring.

Actually, Lobo v Hulk should be close right? Where is Lobo these days?

Yeah, I guess. Lobo has no real superspeed, does he?

[QUOTE=Beadle;4472933]Yeah, I guess. Lobo has no real superspeed, does he?[/QUOTE]

Dont believe so.

He's able to hang with Supes fairly regularly

[url]https://imgur.com/Qb0BCKD[/url]

[QUOTE=Jcogginsa;4473049]He's able to hang with Supes fairly regularly

[url]https://imgur.com/Qb0BCKD[/url][/QUOTE]

Lobo got changed a lot in the recent spat of reboots right? Isn't he a pretty anime boy now?

[QUOTE=Nik Hasta;4476264]Lobo got changed a lot in the recent spat of reboots right? Isn't he a pretty anime boy now?[/QUOTE]

I think that one got killed by Old Lobo in an amazing display of intelligence by the DC reboot group.

[QUOTE=Jcogginsa;4473049]He's able to hang with Supes fairly regularly

[url]https://imgur.com/Qb0BCKD[/url][/QUOTE]
Dear sweet lord, the Super Mullet.

[QUOTE=Sharpandpointies;4476294]I think that one got killed by Old Lobo in an amazing display of intelligence by the DC reboot group.[/QUOTE]

The DC Reboot Group. Imagine having that on the old business card.