what's the weakest character from Earth-616 that can solo Doctor Manhattan?
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what's the weakest character from Earth-616 that can solo Doctor Manhattan?
Ebony Maw via manipulation, perhaps? Manhattan seemed to be quite introspective and philosophical, which gives Maw the opening to try the psychological approach.
Kitty Pryde with an icicle
(juuuuust kidding)
[QUOTE=Cyke;4123732]Kitty Pryde with an icicle
(juuuuust kidding)[/QUOTE]
That would depend on how loudly Dr Manhattan can shout MAGNETS!
[QUOTE=Pendaran;4124672]That would depend on how loudly Dr Manhattan can shout MAGNETS![/QUOTE]
It has occured to me that Eric shouting "MAAAGNETS!!" actually gives him Doc Manhattan's power set. At least as long as his lungs can hold out.
[QUOTE=Pendaran;4124672]That would depend on how loudly Dr Manhattan can shout MAGNETS![/QUOTE]
Magneto: I think he may be a bit beyond reasoning, Charles. MAGNETS!
Dr. Manhatten: And you are out of your depth, Magneto. Your MAGNETS! are an illusion. I can bend space and time on a quantum level. My hand stops your MAGNETS! before they even begin to move. And I can constantly manipulate the molecules that make up your MAGNETS! paralyzing you.
Magneto: I need ... MORE MAGNETS!
Magneto: "You're just trying to cover for that you too have understood that screaming MAGNETS! is the source of all power. Look how many times you just did that!"
Manhattan: "... no I'm not. Unrelatedly, MAGNETS!"
Magneto: "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGNEEEEEEEEEEEETS!"
Manhattan: "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETSSSSSSSS!!!"
Magneto: "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEETSSSSSSSS!!!!"
Charles: "I want to complain about how stupid this is, but these idiots turned me into a shrub 35 minutes ago."
[QUOTE=Pendaran;4124726]Magneto: "You're just trying to cover for that you too have understood that screaming MAGNETS! is the source of all power. Look how many times you just did that!"
Manhattan: "... no I'm not. Unrelatedly, MAGNETS!"
Magneto: "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGNEEEEEEEEEEEETS!"
Manhattan: "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETSSSSSSSS!!!"
Magneto: "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEETSSSSSSSS!!!!"
Charles: "I want to complain about how stupid this is, but these idiots turned me into a shrub 35 minutes ago."[/QUOTE]
Dr. Strange: Not a fern ? Damn it all.
Is the shouting of magnets in recent Magneto threads a symptom of some new feat, or just the same old?
There was a recent thread that required going back over some of his old performances while pondering if people can affect Shadowcat while she's phasing them, it served as a reminder of the delightfully stupid lengths his powers go to under the umbrella of "Magnets!"
Ah, thanks, I wasn't sure.
[QUOTE=Pendaran;4124726]Magneto: "You're just trying to cover for that you too have understood that screaming MAGNETS! is the source of all power. Look how many times you just did that!"
Manhattan: "... no I'm not. Unrelatedly, MAGNETS!"
Magneto: "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGNEEEEEEEEEEEETS!"
Manhattan: "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETSSSSSSSS!!!"
Magneto: "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEETSSSSSSSS!!!!"
Charles: "I want to complain about how stupid this is, but these idiots turned me into a shrub 35 minutes ago."[/QUOTE]
[URL="https://i.imgur.com/kg7aY4Y.jpg"]Cold makes magnets stronger apparently![/URL]
[IMG]https://i.imgur.com/QQjYtE4.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh;4124740]Dr. Strange: Not a fern ? Damn it all.[/QUOTE]
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*limit dance*
In all fairness to the Kitty Pryde feat, her powers are usually depicted as her being able to cause her molecules to move through the spaces between particles in a relatively narrow manner rather than her shifting between dimensions, or something like that, so Magneto's much more diverse ability to manipulate particles on the subatomic level due to his control of the Electromagnetic spectrum means that he may well be able target and to affect Kitty's particles in ways that her phasing wouldn't be able to resist.
[quote=the drunkard kid;4127187]in all fairness to the kitty pryde feat, her powers are usually depicted as her being able to cause her molecules to move through the spaces between particles in a relatively narrow manner rather than her shifting between dimensions, or something like that, so magneto's much more diverse ability to manipulate particles on the subatomic level due to his control of the electromagnetic spectrum means that he may well be able target and to affect kitty's particles in ways that her phasing wouldn't be able to resist.[/quote]
MAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGNNNNEEEEEEEEEETTTTTSSSSSSSSssssss!!!!
Just a thought though... if this is becoming a board meme, does this mean Hatneto now has to start shouting “HAAATTTNNEEEETTTSSSS!!!” whenever we veer off-topic?
Seriously dudes, this meme is becoming pretty unfunny, with all this overusage.
[QUOTE=Anarchist;4127258]Seriously dudes, this meme is becoming pretty unfunny, with all this overusage.[/QUOTE]
Don't you have a Charles to kill there, Cyclops.
[QUOTE=Anarchist;4127258]Seriously dudes, this meme is becoming pretty unfunny, with all this overusage.[/QUOTE]
You just need more magnets in your life. :P
*ahem* Ok, to take this thread more seriously for a moment, bare minimum you will need to reach into the 616 cosmic grab bag to contend with Doc.
Recent Manhattan is even more potent than previously right?
I'm thinking the In-Betweener.
[QUOTE=Pendaran;4124726]Magneto: "You're just trying to cover for that you too have understood that screaming MAGNETS! is the source of all power. Look how many times you just did that!"
Manhattan: "... no I'm not. Unrelatedly, MAGNETS!"
Magneto: "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGNEEEEEEEEEEEETS!"
Manhattan: "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETSSSSSSSS!!!"
Magneto: "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEETSSSSSSSS!!!!"
Charles: "I want to complain about how stupid this is, but these idiots turned me into a shrub 35 minutes ago."[/QUOTE]
Peridot: "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!"
Charles Xshrubier: "OK, where did the tiny green alien come from? And why is she screaming magnets too?!"
Lapis Lasagnuli: "Don't ask me! I was watching Camp Pining Hearts not moments before, now I'm here and a plate of lasagna!"
Magneto: "So you too understand the power of screaming magnets tiny green person?"
Peridot: "What are you talking about? I thought this was some Earth tradition and was joining in!"
Manhattan: "You need to surrender, for I will win. I do not need to breathe."
Peridot: "Well neither do I!"
Magneto: "The power of Magnets allows me to scream it eternally!"
Manhattan: "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!"
Peridot: "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!"
Magneto: "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!"
Charles Xshrubier: "I'm getting a headache and I currently lack one."
Lapis Lasagnuli: "I'm more worried about the orange cat staring at me creepily."
All Might: "I can stop this! PLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSS UUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Charles Xshrubier: "And it just keeps getting worse thanks to those idiots shredding reality screaming magnets at each other."
Pure poetry hahaha :P
They overthought stuff trying to make Magneto look 'cool' (and look how well that worked out...).
Kitty used to get zapped by stuff like electricity. In fact, in her first encounter with Magneto (whilst wearing one of her worst costumes ever, and to say that about Kitty Pryde is saying a lot, I'vealreadyposteditonce, I'mnotpostingitagain) she tried to phase through him and he basically electrified her (which resulted in him realizing '****, I'm killing children here!' and voluntarily giving up the fight, which is a good thing because he was kicking everyone around like hacky-sacks). Worked just fine.
*pokes sharp*
C'mon. Postagainpleasemygoodsir.
Having mercifully ceased to bedevil the forum with posts regarding the Spider-Mobile, I'm not going to double down with Sprite-Costume Posts.
.....
I will simply post a [URL="https://community.cbr.com/showthread.php?110776-Iron-Fist-vs-Colossus&p=3640096&viewfull=1#post3640096"]linky[/URL].
[SIZE=1]...and you were THERE; you're just stirring up crap. ^_^ [/SIZE]
[QUOTE=Anarchist;4127258]Seriously dudes, this meme is becoming pretty unfunny, with all this overusage.[/QUOTE]
Dint make sense considering he punked the hell out of Thir in Avengers vs X Men. Magneto uses his powers better than Surfer, Thor, or Dr. Strange. Been like that for the last 3 decades.
[QUOTE=MichelleDiMera;4129071]Dint make sense considering he punked the hell out of Thir in Avengers vs X Men. Magneto uses his powers better than Surfer, Thor, or Dr. Strange. Been like that for the last 3 decades.[/QUOTE]
Ok, what was once just a funny board meme is clearly being misconstrued.
We aren't saying Eric can't do crazy stuff with his powers. We are saying it is kind of hilarious the level of diversity his powers can achieve given that he is not wielding the power cosmic, but straight magnetism. Its funny!
Unlike Darkseid and "stairs" this particular joke doesnt come at the expense of the character. It is often used in conjunction with showing off some of the crazier stuff he has done.
A thread a while back had it suggested he could help depower Immortal Hulk using "MAAAGNETS" to mess with UV radiation.
It's a compliment wrapped up in goofiness.
[QUOTE=The Arbiter;4127307]You just need more magnets in your life. :P[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;qzINImwkF8E]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzINImwkF8E[/video]
[QUOTE=Sharpandpointies;4128345]They overthought stuff trying to make Magneto look 'cool' (and look how well that worked out...).
Kitty used to get zapped by stuff like electricity. In fact, in her first encounter with Magneto (whilst wearing one of her worst costumes ever, and to say that about Kitty Pryde is saying a lot, I'vealreadyposteditonce, I'mnotpostingitagain) she tried to phase through him and he basically electrified her (which resulted in him realizing '****, I'm killing children here!' and voluntarily giving up the fight, which is a good thing because he was kicking everyone around like hacky-sacks). Worked just fine.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]https://i.imgur.com/kcCrcej.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]https://i.imgur.com/DyIJ3uc.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]https://i.imgur.com/qyk0M2l.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]https://i.imgur.com/apmeFpT.jpg[/IMG]
"MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGNEEEEEEEEEEEETS!"
“Magnets. What could be simpler?” is actually Erik M. Lensherr’s presidential campaign slogan.
[QUOTE=Beadle;4129432]“Magnets. What could be simpler?” is actually Erik M. Lensherr’s presidential campaign slogan.[/QUOTE]
Reporter: "Aren't you a German citizen? Or maybe Avalonian?"
Erik: "Magnets have no nationality!"
Reporter: "I'm not sure that that's actually any better."
Erik: "Mmmmag. Nnnnnnnets."
Reporter: (sighs).
[QUOTE=Guy1;4129352][IMG]https://i.imgur.com/apmeFpT.jpg[/IMG]
"MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGNEEEEEEEEEEEETS!"[/QUOTE]
They've gone full magnet. You never go full magnet.
[QUOTE=Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh;4129896]They've gone full magnet. You never go full magnet.[/QUOTE]
Where does Magneto cauterizing the stump of his wrist with magnetism after his hand was cut off rank on the "Marvel doesn't understand magnetism" scale?
[QUOTE=Guy1;4129314]~snipping~[/QUOTE]
Taking those scans into context, it's clear that Magneto's just showing off in the last scan now.
That's like Superman saying that by applying muscle movement into his right limb and contracting his fingers into a fist, he can swing with enough force so as to inflict physically violent contact with the area in front of the head that is full of sensory receptors.
[QUOTE=The Dog;4131131]Where does Magneto cauterizing the stump of his wrist with magnetism after his hand was cut off rank on the "Marvel doesn't understand magnetism" scale?[/QUOTE]
Technically, Magneto controls the Electromagnetic spectrum, which includes Infrared radiation, so he should be able to cauterize human flesh pretty easily.
[QUOTE=Cyke;4131153]Taking those scans into context, it's clear that Magneto's just showing off in the last scan now.
That's like Superman saying that by applying muscle movement into his right limb and contracting his fingers into a fist, he can swing with enough force so as to inflict physically violent contact with the area in front of the head that is full of sensory receptors.[/QUOTE]
It is some peak comic dialogue right there.
[QUOTE=The Dog;4131131]Where does Magneto cauterizing the stump of his wrist with magnetism after his hand was cut off rank on the "Marvel doesn't understand magnetism" scale?[/QUOTE]
That's almost at "Nanomachines, Son" level.
Squirrel Girl
Tell me I'm wrong!
[QUOTE=T-1000;4133497]Squirrel Girl
Tell me I'm wrong![/QUOTE]
The OP said "Weakest."