...and now Erendelle needs a GOD.
...so while Elsa is looking for a prospective king, it also comes up that Erendelle doesn't have a patron deity. So THE WILSON'S BAR is rented for a week, and auditions begin to find the first God of Erendelle! Deities from all around the multiverse appear, and the new God will be chosen not only by the Queen, but also by the people(trade partners have some input, but the final choice lies with Erendelle's people.) This must be a God whom everyone in the kingdom must be comfortable around, and who must shoulder the responsibility of not only protecting the tiny kingdom, but must at times intercede to smooth things over with other kingdoms if there's trouble.
And this being Khazan, everyone from Cthulu to The Stig shows up.
[B][I]Who shall win the dubious honor of becoming the God of a kingdom that probably doesn't need one?[/I][/B] :D