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Lets all have a laugh :)
I thought with everything going on in the world that it would be fun to post some goofy stuff. Jokes, funny stories, goofy videos, funny memes. whatever gives you a good chuckle.
I just ask we keep everything respectful and clean.
Here are a couple goofy jokes.
What does a clock do when it is hungry?
It goes back 4 seconds :)
There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
But only a fraction of the people will understand it. The remainder will be lost :)
They are bad I know but that is the point.
So lets see what you got.
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Q: Why did the man take a coil of rope to a soccer game?
A: To tie the score.
Thank you, I'm here all week. Try the veal.
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Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the middle of the road and a dead comics-book geek in the middle of the road?
A: The skunk had a life.
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The other day I found $20.00 in the parking lot. I thought "What would Jesus do?"
So I turned it into wine.
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A Sandwich, a Rabbi, and Yo Mama walk in to a bar.
The Sandwich is promiscuous.
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what's E.T. short for?
he has tiny legs
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[QUOTE=babyblob;5409944]I thought with everything going on in the world that it would be fun to post some goofy stuff. Jokes, funny stories, goofy videos, funny memes. whatever gives you a good chuckle.
I just ask we keep everything respectful and clean.
Here are a couple goofy jokes.
What does a clock do when it is hungry?
It goes back 4 seconds :)
There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
But only a fraction of the people will understand it. The remainder will be lost :)
They are bad I know but that is the point.
So lets see what you got.[/QUOTE]
That clock joke got me good.
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I got this from a Pat McCormick comedy record: What do you get when you cross Lassie with King Kong? I don't know, but when Lassie comes home, you'd better not be there!
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A medical one:
What does the cleaning crew use on the cardiac ward?
Disinfarctant.
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There are two types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from data.
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Vanilla Ice is bored, so he gets the great idea for a rap battle. He gets in the car and drives to Kayne West, knocks on his door. Kayne opens and Vanilla Ice challenge him to a rap battle. What does Kanye do? He accepts...and loses against Vanilla Ice.
So, he is driving to Jay-z and knocks on his door, challenging him to a rap battle. What does Jay-Z do? He accepts...and loses against Vanilla.
Vanilla Ice, full of confidence gets in his car and drives to Snoop Doggy Dogs Villa. He knocks at his door and challenge Snoop to a rap battle: What does Snoop do? He shoots the motherfucker dead.
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[QUOTE=DrNewGod;5411257]There are two types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from data.[/QUOTE]
There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary arithmetic, and those who don't.
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Heard on the radio in a carpet commercial:
A man goes into a psychiatrist's office and says to the nurse, "Nurse! I think I'm invisible!"
The nurse says, "Sorry, the doctor can't see you right now."
* rimshot *
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What do you call a bear without teeth?
A gummy bear.
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I am loving these posts :) I am happy the thread is catching on and I hope people are enjoying it :)