Silva is in his prime. Sorta.
He's got a BAD case of Influenza and hasn't eaten in 36 hours. Also he stepped on a Lego 3 seconds before fight starts.
H2h only.
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Silva is in his prime. Sorta.
He's got a BAD case of Influenza and hasn't eaten in 36 hours. Also he stepped on a Lego 3 seconds before fight starts.
H2h only.
I still can’t see myself winning. That and I think the LEGO will just enrage him, negating the effect of the fast.
I mean, flu’s not gonna waste his lung capacity or heart efficiency or even muscle power that I know of.
At best I see myself making him pull a muscle in his back with my grappling. But I’ve lost conditioning at my new job.
I'm talking a BAD flu here. Not the 24 hour norovirus that people often mistake for flu.
This is full on 104 degree fever flu. Muscle weakness, chills, nausea, headache and dry cough flu. It can mess a person up.
...that said, he still might kick my butt. He would get wasted FAST though.
I'm pretty sure I can run away from him long enough for the flu to take him out.
[QUOTE=BitVyper;4724297]I'm pretty sure I can run away from him long enough for the flu to take him out.[/QUOTE]
Valid strategum. The Hyenas don't fight a sickly lion until it can no longer defend itself.
Are you sure you aren't a BitHyena? :P
[QUOTE=The Arbiter;4724301]Valid strategum. The Hyenas don't fight a sickly lion until it can no longer defend itself.
Are you sure you aren't a BitHyena? :P[/QUOTE]
It "strategum" a new flavor of Trident or something?
[QUOTE=big_adventure;4724327]It "strategum" a new flavor of Trident or something?[/QUOTE]
Ok smartass:P
You have to fight Silva when he's HEALTHY
[QUOTE=The Arbiter;4724301]Valid strategum. The Hyenas don't fight a sickly lion until it can no longer defend itself.
Are you sure you aren't a BitHyena? :P[/QUOTE]
No, according to the monstergirl generator I just looked at, it turns out I'm a shortstack dragon.
I mean, realistically I just need to block one kick. At which point, the *twist* will actually be his leg twisting around mine. Then I just have to kick him in the neck or something.
[QUOTE=The Arbiter;4724145]
H2h only.[/QUOTE]
Woot time to bust out my tiny vest and giant pants again!!
I die gloriously. Valhalla awaits.
Thank you, OP, for sparing me the Straw Death.
Hail, Odin!
[QUOTE=The Arbiter;4724340]Ok smartass:P
You have to fight Silva when he's HEALTHY[/QUOTE]
I get to run away from Silva when he's healthy! Yayyyyyyyyyy! Rule 2: Cardio.
I've trained BJJ for 10 years now, I think I can get a takedown on him and work some magic. But then the fight starts, Silva kicks me on the face, I switch off, Silva gets an IV for his influenza and has to skip the post-fight interview. I wake up in the hospital to concerned faces all around.
104 degree fever?
Seriously?
Okay, I think people are remembering their childhood, where 104 fevers are something you can kind of sit and home and watch TV through. Kids bodies are more resilient; they handle fevers far, far better than adults do. I've had a 103-104 fever[I] as an adult[/I]; it came with pneumonia.
It makes you lie in bed and want to [I]die[/I].
I'm the first guy around here to say when I figure someone is too much for me, and in any other situation barring him being chained down, I'd be up crap creek here. But with Silva running a 104 fever? Yeah, he's crippled - that's the edge of 'High-grade fever' and crawling into 'call the hospital, this is acutely dangerous' territory. I actually stand a chance.
[QUOTE=The Arbiter;4724285]I'm talking a BAD flu here. Not the 24 hour norovirus that people often mistake for flu.
This is full on 104 degree fever flu. Muscle weakness, chills, nausea, headache and dry cough flu. It can mess a person up.
...that said, he still might kick my butt. He would get wasted FAST though.[/QUOTE]
It sounds like a bad weight cut. Maybe an abnormal day for me, but PAIN for me.
I get knocked out and stay in bed for a week afterwards with the flu. Thanks, OP