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Corrupt a Wish
Hello there your now a genie out to twist around wishes in the bad way.
Here is how game works out. Poster above makes a wish next poster grants but in a bad way then said genie makes a wish and next poster does same thing. It's a exercise in dickey for fun.
Example
I wish I was in Perfect Health and happiness.
Now next guy corrupt it and start this.
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[QUOTE=The Chou Lives;1414891]I wish I was in Perfect Health and happiness.[/QUOTE]
You are now permanently a newborn infant during his first feeding.
I wish I had a pastrami sandwich.
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[QUOTE=StupidMoniker;1414945]You are now permanently a newborn infant during his first feeding.
I wish I had a pastrami sandwich.[/QUOTE]
Well, you had one. At one point.
It's gone now. Long ago. Sorry.
I wish for a one gram granite pebble containing no toxic or radioactive material, relative velocity zero with regards to me and ambient temperature, to appear on the ground one meter in front of me.
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[QUOTE=Sharpandpointies;1414968]Well, you had one. At one point.
It's gone now. Long ago. Sorry.
I wish for a one gram granite pebble containing no toxic or radioactive material, relative velocity zero with regards to me and ambient temperature, to appear on the ground one meter in front of me.[/QUOTE]
She apparead. But now there's nothing around you, exept for the pebble.
I wish a perfectly healthy, non-poisonous, delicious cupcake to apparear in my hands at 33 degrees celcius.
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[QUOTE=Lucena Soares;1415038]She apparead. But now there's nothing around you, exept for the pebble.
I wish a perfectly healthy, non-poisonous, delicious cupcake to apparear in my hands at 33 degrees celcius[/QUOTE]
That violates the terms of the wish. I didn't ask for anything to be removed, or for me to be moved. The wish is worded to affect the pebble, not me or the world around me.
It would it would be like taking your wish and saying 'The cupcake appears. Also a 10 ton rock that squashes you'. Which would be...wrong.
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[QUOTE=Lucena Soares;1415038]She apparead. But now there's nothing around you, exept for the pebble.
I wish a perfectly healthy, non-poisonous, delicious cupcake to apparear in my hands at 33 degrees celcius.[/QUOTE]
The perfectly healthy, non-poisonous, delicious cupcake is literally [B]in[/B] your hands at 33 degrees celcius.
I wish for immunity to all sickness and illnesses.
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[QUOTE=Amibo_Amore;1415076]The perfectly healthy, non-poisonous, delicious cupcake is literally [B]in[/B] your hands at 33 degrees celcius.[/QUOTE]
See, this is why I put things on the ground when I make wishes. :)
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The corrupt a wish is to do that. Corrupt a wish.
So in case of pebble it can be yeah a pebble appears that is harmless but now you yourself are harmless in you cannot do anything to get it or anything akin to a statue.
Edit: so yeah the pebble appears but then a mind transfer so your brain is now in pebble, becoming a sentient one or something.
Because as your making the wish the one corrupting it is corrupting you with the wish.
the point is to out dick each other.
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I wish all members of Comic Book Rumbles forum to be transported to an void dimension for 1 second while said dimension is .00000001 picoseconds away from collapsing with such force as to erase anything in it from ever existing in all possible realities.
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I wish for a one gram granite pebble containing no toxic or radioactive material, relative velocity zero with regards to me and ambient temperature, to appear on the ground one meter in front of me.[/QUOTE]
Enchanted to turn anyone within 2 meters into the next member of the Scott Family of marvel fame.
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[QUOTE=Farealmer;1415136]I wish all members of Comic Book Rumbles forum to be transported to an void dimension for 1 second while said dimension is .00000001 picoseconds away from collapsing with such force as to erase anything in it from ever existing in all possible realities.
Enchanted to turn anyone within 2 meters into the next member of the Scott Family of marvel fame.[/QUOTE]
You get your wish in that the CBR tumblers die but everyone who dies reincarnated except you.
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you didn't make a wish, chou
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[QUOTE=Sharpandpointies;1415055]That violates the terms of the wish. I didn't ask for anything to be removed, or for me to be moved. The wish is worded to affect the pebble, not me or the world around me.
It would it would be like taking your wish and saying 'The cupcake appears. Also a 10 ton rock that squashes you'. Which would be...wrong.[/QUOTE]
Am alternate interpretation of your wish could be that the pebble is moving at relative velocity zero from you forever, by virtue of making it so that neither you nor the rock can move from that point. Or by putting both of your velocities at *absolute* zero so the planet slams into both of you at thousands of miles per hour.
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[QUOTE=The Chou Lives;1415163]You get your wish in that the CBR tumblers die but everyone who dies reincarnated except you.[/QUOTE]
New Wish:
I wish I had combined cash value of Lex Luthoe, Tony Stark, and Bruce Wayne. No strings attached corruption charges noir etc.
Or maybe I wish I had Superman powers with no weaknesses.
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[QUOTE=The Chou Lives;1415333]New Wish:
I wish I had combined cash value of Lex Luthoe, Tony Stark, and Bruce Wayne. No strings attached corruption charges noir etc.
Or maybe I wish I had Superman powers with no weaknesses.[/QUOTE]
You get the combined cash value of three people who don't actually exist, and the powers of Batman Bin Superman, who is a real person with the power of being arrested in Singapore.
I wish that Politicians had to take a legally enforced vow of poverty for their entire term.
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[QUOTE=The Drunkard Kid;1415390]
I wish that Politicians had to take a legally enforced vow of poverty for their entire term.[/QUOTE]
This one's easy.
They do but they still gain money and pass a new legislature that terms this income "separate expenses" thus allowing them to still be "in poverty".
I wish every website on the internet was combined into one giant megawebsite, without there being the ability to make new ones.