You vs a sentient ham sandwich with connection to The Force

[QUOTE=Shellhead;5884696]I stop to consider that the ham sandwich now has a fairly high midichlorian count, and lose my appetite.[/QUOTE]

Lol. Got to watch those midchlorian calories. :p

They don't call me [I]Shark[/I]erbob for nuthin'! :BIG_TEETH_EMOJI:

[QUOTE=Dr Will Hatch;5884161]So one day, you're preparing a ham sandwich for yourself in your kitchen[/QUOTE]
This seems unlikely. It's probably a chicken sandwich.

[QUOTE]Will hammy be able to avoid ending up in your belly?[/QUOTE]

Uh, sure, I don't see any reason why I would try to eat a sentient sandwich. oO