OUR Earth VS Jeanstealer Cult

LO AND BEHOLD! A new religion has arrived in worship of His Divine Light: BEST JEANIST! And it all revolves around one rule: [B][I]ANYBODY WHO WEARS JEANS MUST BE BEAUTIFUL AND PROPER! [/I][/B] Whoever is shabby or isn't wearing their denim properly, [I]will be assaulted and have their jeans stolen! [/I]

YES! It has arrived: The Jeanstealer Cult! :D

And these guys aren't just growing in number, they're everywhere! And they're violent as! Hell, they will even slaughter Secret Service agents, then assassinate a President and steal his jeans in public!

Can OUR world fight back against a Jeanstealer Cult? :p

They can't take on the King of Munch, even on their best day.

I shall use them to further the Enlightened State of Pantslessness, only to stab them in the back and steal all their pants in turn when they least expect it.