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Group writing exercise
I thought about creating a thread where batman fans could participate in a fun writing exercise meant to explore our creativity and knowledge about Batman related characters (or at least what we think we know about the characters).
So I'll start with a random quick line of dialogue and another person can continue the story with a reply. I have a feeling this is probably not going to work but let's see how it goes.
Batman - You're late was starting to think you wouldn't show up. Don't suppose you're going to tell my why you decided to go bald.
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[QUOTE=Micael;5645447]I thought about creating a thread where batman fans could participate in a fun writing exercise meant to explore our creativity and knowledge about Batman related characters (or at least what we think we know about the characters).
So I'll start with a random quick line of dialogue and another person can continue the story with a reply. I have a feeling this is probably not going to work but let's see how it goes.
Batman - You're late was starting to think you wouldn't show up. Don't suppose you're going to tell my why you decided to go bald.[/QUOTE]
((Oh. This actually sounds like a lot of fun.))
Nightwing - Wally's Bachelor party, last night. Lost a bet. That's about all I'm willing to share. [Looks around] No Tim or Damian tonight?
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[QUOTE=Blue22;5645477]((Oh. This actually sounds like a lot of fun.))
Nightwing - Wally's Bachelor party, last night. Lost a bet. That's about all I'm willing to share. [Looks around] No Tim or Damian tonight?[/QUOTE]
Batman- They both jokerized their fries and now they can't get off the pot.
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[QUOTE=batnbreakfast;5645718]Batman- They both jokerized their fries and now they can't get off the pot.[/QUOTE]
Nightwing - But hey, Bruce, did you happen to see that dress Selina was wearing tonight? Daaaaaaaammmmm!
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[QUOTE=hoopsguru;5646347]Nightwing - But hey, Bruce, did you happen to see that dress Selina was wearing tonight? Daaaaaaaammmmm![/QUOTE]
Red Hood- Yeah, saw her nab it the other night. And Bruce left an envelope of cash after she left, too.
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[QUOTE=Jackalope89;5646504]Red Hood- Yeah, saw her nab it the other night. And Bruce left an envelope of cash after she left, too.[/QUOTE]
Batman: Focus. Selina isn't the concern. The twenty-three guns-for-hire she was with, are.
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[QUOTE=Citizen Kane;5646525]Batman: Focus. Selina isn't the concern. The twenty-three guns-for-hire she was with, are.[/QUOTE]
Jason: Why? You wanna sleep with them too?
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[QUOTE=the illustrious mr. kenway;5646574]Jason: Why? You wanna sleep with them too?[/QUOTE]
Oracle (over the coms): Guys, I'm picking up the tracking device Bruce planted on Catwoman's dress. Looks like she's at the Iceberg Lounge.
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[QUOTE=Citizen Kane;5646614]Oracle (over the coms): Guys, I'm picking up the tracking device Bruce planted on Catwoman's dress. Looks like she's at the Iceberg Lounge.[/QUOTE]
Batman: So everything's working as planned. Let's hope Selina can keep the buyer occupied. Nightwing what did you get from your Bludhaven source?
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[QUOTE=Micael;5646797]Batman: So everything's working as planned. Let's hope Selina can keep the buyer occupied. Nightwing what did you get from your Bludhaven source?[/QUOTE]
Cuts to penguin henchmen
" hey boss, they're falling for the dress. They're on their way here "
Penguin- " excellent, get everyone into position.. I want him alive, the others use your discretion"
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[QUOTE=Bad Witch;5646960]Cuts to penguin henchmen
" hey boss, they're falling for the dress. They're on their way here "
Penguin- " excellent, get everyone into position.. I want him alive, the others use your discretion"[/QUOTE]
[I]Cuts back to Bruce & the gang...[/I]
[B]Nightwing[/B] - My Bludhaven source informs me that Penguin is throwing some sort of big shindig for Gotham's most influential at the Iceberg Lounge. Also, I don't know about you, but my scalp is itching something fierce.
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[QUOTE=K7P5V;5647525]Cuts back to Bruce & the gang...
[B]Nightwing[/B] - My Bludhaven source informs me that Penguin is throwing some sort of big shindig for Gotham's most influential at the Iceberg Lounge. Also, I don't know about you, but my scalp is itching something fierce.[/QUOTE]
[B]Oracle/Batgirl[/B] [I]over comms as the sound of her motorcycle cranks up[/I] - "Try shaving your legs sometime, then tell me. I'll be in position nearby."
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[QUOTE=Vakanai;5647718][B]Oracle/Batgirl[/B] [I]over comms as the sound of her motorcycle cranks up[/I] - "Try shaving your legs sometime, then tell me. I'll be in position nearby."[/QUOTE]
[I]Cuts back to the Iceberg Lounge...[/I]
[B]Penguin[/B] - Henchmen, has our special buyer arrived?
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Condiment King bursts in unannounced.
CK- Prepare to bow before me, birdbrains! You can't ketchup to me! No matter many men you mustard! But not that I look around... Mayonnaise a lot of people here.
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[QUOTE=Jackalope89;5648231]Condiment King bursts in unannounced.
CK- Prepare to bow before me, birdbrains! You can't ketchup to me! No matter many men you mustard! But not that I look around... Mayonnaise a lot of people here.[/QUOTE]
Penguin: “[I]weh?[/I] I didn’t order this loser! I don’t know who you think you are Condiment King, but your day is about to get rather un-phessant. Light ‘im up boys!”