Emma didnt want to get green goo on her shoes. Relatable.
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Emma didnt want to get green goo on her shoes. Relatable.
[QUOTE=CoCoBandz;4718112]Didn't say anything and extremists just that those sensible humans seemed content with worshipping mutants as opposed to trying to kill them.
Looked like peaceful coexistence to me.[/QUOTE]
Supremacists like Magneto or Apocalypse would be the only ones content with that kind of thing.
I thought those worshippers were pathetic and deranged individuals personally.
Iirc, they even had scarred themselves on the face, or was it painting...? Don't remember, and don't care for that kind of zealotry.
Theyd be extremely pleased.
I think other mutants would be content or indifferent.
Most would be weirded out by it because you know the fear and hate thing always trumps out the good.
If they want to worship mutants out their own free time whos business is it. Its probably a kink thing but its better then gunning them down at least. Rest of humanity should follow suit.
Great issue. Not at all expected, and tonally in the weirder good CC territory like Nanny, Orphanmaker, Arcade, and their ilk.
I also enjoyed the bit about mutant-draining mutant protocols.
[QUOTE=tuck frump;4718140]Emma didnt want to get green goo on her shoes. Relatable.[/QUOTE]
I loved her line towards Gateway and his interactions during the conflict. It felt like a good call back to her days of dealing with Gateway during Generation X, and his character of being involved in things and not a quick solution to the story.
It would be pretty funny if every single issue was just setting up a new villain that went nowhere.
Issue 1 orchis, issue 2 the white guy, issue 3 these old women...
This was fun. The villains were sort of cheesy/pretentious/godawful, but it sort of matches Krakoa itself, I suppose.
With the old ladies, Hickman has successfully canonized himself as the Blue Oni to Jason's Red Oni.
Emma's p-word stinks to high heaven. Cyclops, Namor and Shaw like stank p-word.
#canon
#ilovehickman
Well that was weird
[QUOTE=tuck frump;4718140]Emma didnt want to get green goo on her shoes. Relatable.[/QUOTE]
Miss thing doesn't like green goo on her shoes, but she's completely fine with green vaginal discharge? Issa mess! It's all a huge mess.
[QUOTE=butterflykyss;4718188]Emma's p-word stinks to high heaven. Cyclops, Namor and Shaw like stank p-word.
#canon
#ilovehickman[/QUOTE]
Omg NO! Not Shaw, Cyclops and Namor enjoying a stinky pinky every now and then. I'm so offended Emma right now. She better own her fishy goodness. Her milkshake still brings boys to the yard even if it stinks to high heaven.
[QUOTE=butterflykyss;4718188]Emma's p-word stinks to high heaven. Cyclops, Namor and Shaw like stank p-word.
#canon
#ilovehickman[/QUOTE]
She's a powerful telepath, ver p-word smells whatever she wants. All telepaths most do something like this, Xavier probably spent weeks without a bath. People probably would not be capable of standing in a room with Quentin Quire in case he is depowered.
And Scott, Shaw, Emma is the cream of the xteam.
I have problems with Emma from time to time but the smell joke was so bad. Who could have thought Hickman of all people would humilliate Emma like this.
It is not funny at all, gross.
[QUOTE=terrancejameson;4718202]Miss thing doesn't like green goo on her shoes, but she's completely fine with green vaginal discharge? Issa mess! It's all a huge mess.
Omg NO! Not Shaw, Cyclops and Namor enjoying a stinky pinky every now and then. I'm so offended Emma right now. She better own her fishy goodness. Her milkshake still brings boys to the yard even if it stinks to high heaven.[/QUOTE]
bish not stinky pinky lolol you a mess lololol
im not offended as one of the golden girls said Emma looks like her box reeks. I would be more offended if it didnt stink lololol.
[QUOTE=Ra-El;4718204]She's a powerful telepath, ver p-word smells whatever she wants. All telepaths most do something like this, Xavier probably spent weeks without a bath. People probably would not be capable of standing in a room with Quentin Quire in case he is depowered.[/QUOTE]
I'm not judging. everyone has their kinks lol.
Emma must really stink if those old ladies could smell her through her pants
[QUOTE=phoenixzero23;4718210]I have problems with Emma from time to time but the smell joke was so bad. Who could have thought Hicman of all people would humilliate Emma like this.
It is not funny at all, gross.[/QUOTE]
A slut shaming joke. it feels like a self deprecating joke, the intention wasn't humialiate
maybe if male writers didn't wrote and draw her like that
The humour on this issue was very juvenile.
Makes me afraid about him writing jean
[QUOTE=Havok83;4718220]Emma must really stink if those old ladies could smell her through her pants[/QUOTE]
mods can I please make a thread asking the question all cbr-ers want to know?
what does Emma p-word smell like?
sewage
fish
rotten eggs
spoiled milk
mildew
[QUOTE=butterflykyss;4718234]mods can I please make a thread asking the question all cbr-ers want to know?
what does Emma p-word smell like?
sewage
fish
rotten eggs
spoiled milk
mildew[/QUOTE]
[img]https://media2.giphy.com/media/3oz8xKaVomTm8vI3uw/giphy.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Havok83;4718220]Emma must really stink if those old ladies could smell her through her pants[/QUOTE]
Omg, havok83, this all gives Emma's relationship with these men new context. If her odor is really the way these ladies describe, then it makes sense why she's been paying Scott's m bills for all these years. She's the purse. Her p***y really ain't that good, but Scott ain't about to say that to the woman that pays his allowance. This really is a mess!
[QUOTE=butterflykyss;4718234]mods can I please make a thread asking the question all cbr-ers want to know?
what does Emma p-word smell like?
sewage
fish
rotten eggs
spoiled milk
mildew[/QUOTE]
Mama's vagina smells like french vanilla. Those washed up hags were just jealous so they threw petty insults
[QUOTE=phoenixzero23;4718210]I have problems with Emma from time to time but the smell joke was so bad. Who could have thought Hickman of all people would humilliate Emma like this.
It is not funny at all, gross.[/QUOTE]
Eye. Am. Screaming.
[QUOTE=Havok83;4718236][img]https://media2.giphy.com/media/3oz8xKaVomTm8vI3uw/giphy.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=terrancejameson;4718238]Omg, havok83, this all gives Emma's relationship with these men new context. If her odor is really the way these ladies describe, then it makes sense why she's been paying Scott's m bills for all these years. She's the purse. Her p***y really ain't that good, but Scott ain't about to say that to the woman that pays his allowance. This really is a mess![/QUOTE]
yall both have me rolling on my way out this door. yall ain't no good you hear me lolol
Didn't get to read my issues today, so it's annoying I can't really comment but this is kind of what I see:
-Pros: Fast-paced, new brandable villains, new story angle not having to do w humans being the antagonist...
-Cons: Dialogue, characterization, "Xmen got beat up by old ladies"...
I don't count these stories being single issue since I see this series as the anchor and doing the major world building. I think after first 12 issues we get longer storylines. Then everyone on this board will complain about stories taking 5-6 issues when they could've just taken one!
I agree that Hickman is more of a director though. He has amazing concepts that are very engaging, but he needs to work on character work and dialogue.
[QUOTE=Perfection/Emma 2;4718239]Mama's vagina smells like french vanilla. Those washed up hags were just jealous so they threw petty insults[/QUOTE]
Judging by the reactions of Shaw, Cyclops and Emma, there's more truth here than one (many) may be willing to accept.
[QUOTE=Perfection/Emma 2;4718239]Mama's vagina smells like french vanilla. Those washed up hags were just jealous so they threw petty insults[/QUOTE]
It's just pure jealousy that Emma is so alluring that she could choose to never shower again and still get higher quality men than they could. :)
[QUOTE=butterflykyss;4718234]mods can I please make a thread asking the question all cbr-ers want to know?
what does Emma p-word smell like?
sewage
fish
rotten eggs
spoiled milk
mildew[/QUOTE]
Nah, only millennials care about it. Any real man knows that it doesn't matter how it smell, only the taste matter.
This was the best issue yet and actually got me invested in this title.
Also lol @ the Krakoa feeding on everyone's psychic energy stuff which seems like a jab at the "everyone's being mind controlled!" theories
[QUOTE=RamaBird;4718252]It's just pure jealousy that Emma is so alluring that she could choose to never shower again and still get higher quality men than they could. :)[/QUOTE]
She is rich
[QUOTE=Ra-El;4718255]Nah, only millennials care about it. Any real man knows that it doesn't matter how it smell, only the taste matter.[/QUOTE]
Keep telling yourself that. Men with fish smelling facial hair totally unattractive. To each his own. If they like it, I love it.
[QUOTE=terrancejameson;4718261]Keep telling yourself that. Men with fish smelling facial hair totally unattractive. To each his own. If they like it, I love it.[/QUOTE]
If the smell is too bad, taste won't be good. Also not a pleasant thing
Some of my family members eat chitterlings. I try not to judge them. We just agree to eat off our own plates. No harm, no foul.
WTF are these last three pages of comments? Why you so extra today, X-books?
I just read this again. Even more enjoyable the second go round. If Hickman keeps this up then this series is definitely going to move up on my favorites list.
I'm not sure what I think about this issue. I need to re-read it first. It was definitely something. The characters were wacky for sure. The humor would have been better delivered with different art, but I can't be sure if I liked it or if it was just bad. Some parts did make me cringe and I even felt second hand embarrassment but other parts did make me smile because it was so … different.
[QUOTE=People Of The Earth;4718141]Supremacists like Magneto or Apocalypse would be the only ones content with that kind of thing. [/QUOTE] Supremacists? I guess Jesus is a Supremacist? Then so are Musicians...Actors... Athletes Hell even the POTU(nvm)
[QUOTE=People Of The Earth;4718141]
I thought those worshippers were pathetic and deranged individuals personally.
Iirc, they even had scarred themselves on the face, or was it painting...? Don't remember, and don't care for that kind of zealotry.[/QUOTE]
Ya know this could be taken as if you hold your worship above theirs. almost as if you think it...is... [B][COLOR="#FF0000"][SIZE=5]Supreme[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B][SIZE=6]:eek::eek:[/SIZE]
Preview art for issue #4
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[QUOTE=Handsome men don't lose fights;4718314]WTF are these last three pages of comments? Why you so extra today, X-books?[/QUOTE]
Storm and Jean fans have trouble containing their bitterness.
[QUOTE=Omega Alpha;4717343]This was pretty bad, the worst issue of the relaunch so far.
Hickman has a serious issue in that he wants to get from point A to point C, but he can't be bothered with getting point B right. He wants to show the resurrections? Then he gets a team of the X-men all getting killed by humans, even though looks like Nightcrawler could have solved the whole thing on his own- let alone someone like Magik or Magneto (that was right there at the time). He wants Krakoa and Arakko reunited? Then he gets Scott, Rachel and Wifi stuck in the island for hours when they could have taken minutes flying, and then Rachel and Cable forget they're telepaths so they can have a fight with Apocalypse's grandkid.
And now even worse, Scott, Emma and Shaw (because you have a massive disruption to Krakoa and can't bother to bring an Omega or Apocalypse with you) get their asses kicked by some old women, and continue to show being lazy and unprepared even though Xavier was just attacked and murdered (and that was already badly written).
New Mutants has been very good, so maybe he needs a co-plotter to get with the smaller stuff, because issues like this one are a problem, specially with Yu's no-good art.[/QUOTE]
That's kind of been my problem with a lot of this. He clearly had a Point C planned out, and a lot of time has been spent kind of crowbaring that into place with very rushed or badly thought out reason.
This relaunch just started and how many issues have had power nullifiers? At this point not only do the X-men not look like 'the next stage of humanity', they don't even look competent. If everything special about them can be taken away with a splash of goo, why would you think you were hot shit? Krakoa has existed as a nation for like a couple of months and they've had 2 invasions. That the nation is obviously not a safe place for mutants kind of defeats the entire purpose.
Emma and Shaw going on this trip makes no sense. Why are 2 of your leaders going into a combat zone that you know nothing about the enemy?