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[QUOTE=Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh;1420141]The food falls from the sky by the tonne, killing the hungry.
I wish for a stylish hat.[/QUOTE]
Only to be attacked in rhyme by the Cat, demanding his Hat back, jack.
I wish I can stop doing this wish thing and get back to work.
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So it is granted, except you now work as a mod having to monitor this thread until the end of time.
I wish I had a waffle maker.
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[QUOTE=SuperCooper;1420216]So it is granted, except you now work as a mod having to monitor this thread until the end of time.
I wish I had a waffle maker.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but it's sentient and keeps burning your hands
I wish I had Excalibur and Carnwennan, King Arthur's weapons, with all the magic to go with them.
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[QUOTE=TerryAce;1420285]Granted, but it's sentient and keeps burning your hands
I wish I had Excalibur and Carnwennan, King Arthur's weapons, with all the magic to go with them.[/QUOTE]
Granted, you have all the magic that goes with any pair of weapons only existing in fiction.
I wish you could access the internet with only your mind.
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[QUOTE=Postmania;1420329]Granted, you have all the magic that goes with any pair of weapons only existing in fiction.
I wish you could access the internet with only your mind.[/QUOTE]
Granted, TerryAce can access the internet with only his mind, forever banning him from computers while exposing him directly to the depths of depravity and inanity the internet contains.
I wish for complete control of a 10 foot radius bubble of reality around me down to the atomic level, the ability to expertly use this control, and for it to not affect me physically or mentally in any other way.
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[QUOTE=Postmania;1420329]Granted, you have all the magic that goes with any pair of weapons only existing in fiction.
I wish you could access the internet with only your mind.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but you get a computer virus in your brain as well
I wish I had the power of DC's The Spectre, and could utilize it's vast power in the real world.
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[QUOTE=Dalak;1420365]Granted, TerryAce can access the internet with only his mind, forever banning him from computers while exposing him directly to the depths of depravity and inanity the internet contains.
I wish for complete control of a 10 foot radius bubble of reality around me down to the atomic level, the ability to expertly use this control, and for it to not affect me physically or mentally in any other way.[/QUOTE]
Granted. You have complete control of reality in a 10 foot radius bubble fixed in space, from the moment the wish has been granted. Outside this bubble, you have no control over reality, including yourself. Have fun in your very small domain!
[QUOTE=TerryAce]I wish I had the power of DC's The Spectre, and could utilize it's vast power in the real world.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but DC writers have complete control over the exact amount of power they want to grant you, like the actual Spectre.
I wish the poster who will grant me my wish can get whatever they want, as long as it doesn't affect me or my loved ones in any way.
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[QUOTE=FrenchGemini;1420781]Granted. You have complete control of reality in a 10 foot radius bubble fixed in space, from the moment the wish has been granted. Outside this bubble, you have no control over reality, including yourself. Have fun in your very small domain!
Granted, but DC writers have complete control over the exact amount of power they want to grant you, like the actual Spectre.
I wish the poster who will grant me my wish can get whatever they want, as long as it doesn't affect me or my loved ones in any way.[/QUOTE]
Granted and I want you to be affected IN EVERY WAY... lol...that or Granted, you are now nonexistent.
I wish I had x-ray vision.
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[QUOTE=Blackid;1421084]I wish I had x-ray vision.[/QUOTE]
Granted, every living thing you look at quickly dies due to the powerful x-rays being emitted from your eyes.
I wish red and blue switched places.
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[QUOTE=StupidMoniker;1421265]Granted, every living thing you look at quickly dies due to the powerful x-rays being emitted from your eyes.
I wish red and blue switched places.[/QUOTE]
Your wish is granted and many people die in the causing traffic accidents as there are no longer red lights.
I wish I got a brand new never used towel.
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[QUOTE=Holacik;1422110]Your wish is granted and many people die in the causing traffic accidents as there are no longer red lights.
I wish I got a brand new never used towel.[/QUOTE]
Granted, you have a brand new never used skunk-hair towel with realistic smell that sticks to your hands.
I wish that all drinking water on the planet is dosed with LSD for 24 hours. I intend to hydrate with non-water drinks during this time.
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[QUOTE=Dalak;1422121]Granted, you have a brand new never used skunk-hair towel with realistic smell that sticks to your hands.
I wish that all drinking water on the planet is dosed with LSD for 24 hours. I intend to hydrate with non-water drinks during this time.[/QUOTE]
Done, but you are immediately killed by LSD high maniacs
I wish I was Jonathan Harker after the end of the Dracula novel
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[QUOTE=TerryAce;1422197]Done, but you are immediately killed by LSD high maniacs
I wish I was Jonathan Harker after the end of the Dracula novel[/QUOTE]
Granted, you've been dead for several decades though, since the novel happened in the late 1800's (technically, right now is "after the end of the Dracula novel" ^^).
I wish I had EU Peak Luke Skywalker's powers and equipment, knowing how to use them perfectly, in spite of the Force not actually existing in our universe, and without being negatively affected physically or mentally.
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[QUOTE=FrenchGemini;1422619]Granted, you've been dead for several decades though, since the novel happened in the late 1800's (technically, right now is "after the end of the Dracula novel" ^^).
I wish I had EU Peak Luke Skywalker's powers and equipment, knowing how to use them perfectly, in spite of the Force not actually existing in our universe, and without being negatively affected physically or mentally.[/QUOTE]
ITS YOURS! But Darth Vader is also your father. :p
"I wish for a goddess like you to stay by my side forever." :p
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[QUOTE=T51R;1422654]ITS YOURS! But Darth Vader is also your father. :p
"I wish for a goddess like you to stay by my side forever." :p[/QUOTE]
Granted, you are now conjoined siamese twins with the person.
I wish that people could dodge bullets.