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Civil War is what happens when creators read Watchmen and think they have something important to say about characters who dress up in funny costumes, and it turns out to just be more violence porn...

Apocalypse, Sinister and Onslaught cracking open Coronas at the barbecue.

They should probably have Cronenberged all the henchmen much earlier instead of turning the X-Men into psychopaths, but at least this will have about as much longevity as the Uncanny run just before...

Make the armour of the robot a massive Faraday Cage and he can’t really do anything to its circuits. Or just pull a Tony Stark and say he can’t affect them because of transistor magic.

This is all Bastion’s plan, right? For Val to let Magneto go and him to EMP the planet to stop the sentinels.

Otherwise, why shave Magnus for his starring role as mutant terrorist leader?

Oh, I’m still that stupid.

Damn, I guess you’ll find the reason for the blackout when you finally see the episode.

I favour “Baroness Stabby” myself.

The funny thing about Wolverine getting so much attention is that he’d absolute hate it.

It’s side stories, so you’ll get much more out of it after reading some arcs of the main book.

Tea. I get through a lot.

So no pressure!

Adaptation of Bleak House, but you see an Alien skull in a trophy cabinet.

None of them are until they get adapted in a film. Not that much even then.

Giant Size X-Men reprint in Classic X-Men, at another kid’s house before Primary School. I could just about read the words.

Where’s the art?

Gorgeous final pages. Hope was always the real Kid Cable - confident and self-reliant, and never without a side arm. I’m in love.

RAMPAGE!

Nice to be reminded how utterly terrifying an off-the-leash Rogue is. Was that Amelia Voght at Genosha?

You seem to be forgetting that he made fun of God Emperor Trump.

Double Hellion sighting this week!

That’s never worked. I just have to imagine what everyone is saying :(

(As in, I literally don’t have a mouse to right click anything)

Marlon Brando

I think it might be as few as five years. It has to be long enough to be able to tell that a film has longevity beyond being flavour of the month, like how Fargo and The Shawshank Redemption really...

Still never played any of these, though I love puzzle platformers and metroidvania. Start at the beginning?

The Dwarves delved too deep and too greedily.