Hi.
My name is Awesome Rita... and I am freaking adorable.
Type: Posts; User: bipolar danger girl
Hi.
My name is Awesome Rita... and I am freaking adorable.
And YOU.
How. Dare. You.
Also, how are you not dead yet? You were old when I was not old.
Also, I cannot believe none of my friends posted in my fake chat thread. At least ONE of the mods are here! Don't make me come to New Zealand and make you talk to me, Stony!
Stupid old! Old people...
It's called "Rita's." Don't make me decide you are the dumb one.
Ugh, yeah. I had to start a stupid fake chat! I have decided you are the smart one.
Also, it is okay to post here if we are not friends. That is how we become friends. As long as you follow my orders. And don't mind the occasional murder.
I cannot believe all of my friends are still sucking the facebook lollipop. Facebook does not have the power of Greyskull!
This is my favorite song today.
https://youtu.be/eKTv6LfnR7g
It reminds me of when facebook didn't suck.
Ugh. I got old.
I blame facebook.
Facebook is operated by a bunch of lollipop sucking wisherwashers who got Trump elected, so I cannot use them. Ever again. So I wish for all my friends to still be here.
P.S. Brian, please lift...
I would also be sad if Awesome Rita died. OR probably feel nothing.
Jeff and Jordan, and if they don't know who they are, horn you. Right in the face.
Adam Rippon.
Bill Nye!
I am so good at this guys!
Barack and Michelle Obama
I know Kermit the Frog cannot die, but I would be sad if he did.
Stephen Colbert
James Corbin
Betty White
Jack White
Patrick Stewart.
Which celebrities would make you feel actual sadness if they died?
Ron Howard, Nathan Fillion, and Phil Rosenthal. I am sure I will think of more. I love celebrities.
CBR...GO!
That's only because you live in New Zealand. It's Sunday night here in hell, so I'm tired. Could you capture me a more fun robot army next time?
Well.. duh. Who wouldn't?
Goodnight...
Batman is the ultimate teacher. How many fraking Robins do we have?
24973
That robot army was scary. They didn't care at all that I was pretty!
Wake up, Super Stony!!! We're under fraking attack!
I should totally have delete powers. How that hasn't happened yet is hilarious.
We're having a take over! *twirl* Finally I will rule them all!!
Do not call me it. It confuses the idiots.
Also, why do you celebrate Squirrel Girl? Is that Squirrel, or Squirrel Girl? I think CBR has one of each, and I'd like to know which one you wish you...
What's a Cruchyroll and why have you not purchased me one?
Yay! I love that you got it! I wouldn't want a stupid dog.
Also, you could do worse than being my adorable watchdog. I'm fun. And...
Yes! Only one more month of double daycare, and only 3 more months of hell on earth blistering heat! Woo!
Happy? I must be doing it wrong this time.
Same. Depressed, over-worked, tired, can't find a lollipop to suck. You? Bored, I assume.
Give it time. Eventually your hate and anger will...