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    Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch...

    Your butt is wide, well mine is too
    Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
    The word is out, better treat me right
    'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
    Ham on, ham on
    Ham on whole wheat, all right...
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    I can't eat tomato (something about it triggers...

    I can't eat tomato (something about it triggers my gag reflex) so I always order my burgers etc. without tomato. However, because tomato is a standard component of so many burgers, sandwiches, etc.,...
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    On the day I was born The nurses all gathered...

    On the day I was born
    The nurses all gathered 'round
    And they gazed in wide wonder
    At the joy they had found
    The head nurse spoke up
    And she said leave this one alone
    She could tell right away...
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    Born on a mountain top in Tennessee Greenest...

    Born on a mountain top in Tennessee
    Greenest state in the land of the free
    Raised in the woods so he knew ev'ry tree
    Kilt him a be 'are when he was only three
    Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the...
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    I'd sit alone and watch your light My only...

    I'd sit alone and watch your light
    My only friend through teenage nights
    And everything I had to know
    I heard it on my radio

    You gave them all those old time stars
    Through wars of worlds...
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    There's a man across the hall Who sits starin'...

    There's a man across the hall
    Who sits starin' at the floor
    And he thinks he's Hank Williams
    Hear him singin' through the door
    There's a girl in 202
    Who stops by to visit me
    And she talks about...
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    Put another nickel in In the nickelodeon All I...

    Put another nickel in
    In the nickelodeon
    All I want is having you
    And music, music, music

    I'd do anything for you
    Anything you'd want me to
    All I want is kissin' you
    And music, music, music
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    The road is long With many a winding turn That...

    The road is long
    With many a winding turn
    That leads us to who knows where
    Who knows where
    But I'm strong
    Strong enough to carry him
    He ain't heavy, he's my brother

    So on we go
    His welfare...
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    So like a rat race cowboy I slipped into the...

    So like a rat race cowboy
    I slipped into the human zoo
    Headed down some trouble
    Got myself a drink or two

    Well I took to the streets
    And I took to the bars
    Marched right in but I didn't get...
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    There's a crow flying Black and ragged Tree to...

    There's a crow flying
    Black and ragged
    Tree to tree
    He's black as the highway that's leading me
    Now he's diving down
    To pick up on something shiny
    I feel like that black crow
    Flying
    In a blue...
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    Is it a kind of dream Floating out on the tide...

    Is it a kind of dream
    Floating out on the tide
    Following the river of death downstream
    Oh, is it a dream?

    There's a fog along the horizon
    A strange glow in the sky
    And nobody seems to know...
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    Soldiers write the songs that soldiers sing The...

    Soldiers write the songs that soldiers sing
    The songs that you and I don't sing
    They blow their horns and march along
    They drum their drums and look so strong
    You'd think that nothing in the...
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    I wanna be drunk when I wake up On the right...

    I wanna be drunk when I wake up
    On the right side of the wrong bed
    And never an excuse I made up
    Tell you the truth I hate
    What didn't kill me,

    It never made me stronger at all
    Love will scar...
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    Uptown girl She's been living in her uptown...

    Uptown girl
    She's been living in her uptown world
    I bet she's never had a backstreet guy
    I bet her momma never told her why

    I'm gonna try for an uptown girl
    She's been living in her...
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    Well the dawn was coming Heard him ringing on my...

    Well the dawn was coming
    Heard him ringing on my bell
    He said, my name's the teacher
    Oh that is what I call myself
    And I have a lesson
    That I must impart to you
    It's an old expression
    But I...
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    Six a.m, day after Christmas I throw some...

    Six a.m, day after Christmas
    I throw some clothes on in the dark
    The smell of cold, car seat is freezing
    The world is sleeping, I am numb

    Up the stairs to her apartment
    She is balled up on the...
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    I dreamed a dream in time gone by When hope was...

    I dreamed a dream in time gone by
    When hope was high and life worth living
    I dreamed that love would never die
    I prayed that God would be forgiving

    Then I was young and unafraid
    And dreams...
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    Do you remember a guy that's been In such an...

    Do you remember a guy that's been
    In such an early song?
    I've heard a rumor from Ground Control
    Oh no, don't say it's true

    They got a message from the Action Man
    "I'm happy, hope you're happy...
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    Hmm, you wanna find somebody you trust and lay...

    Hmm, you wanna find somebody you trust and lay low
    But it seems they all on the same mission
    You wanna find somebody you trust and lay low
    But can't stand the heat of my love, then stay out the...
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    I work all night, I work all day to pay the bills...

    I work all night, I work all day to pay the bills I have to pay
    Ain't it sad?
    And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me
    That's too bad
    In my dreams I have a plan
    If I got me a...
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    Broke down, thought that I would drown Hope that...

    Broke down, thought that I would drown
    Hope that I've been found, 'fore I hit the ground
    Sun rays out the corner of my eye, hey
    Saw you weeping, saw you creeping
    Saw you sneaking in the shadow's...
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    It was late at night on the open road Speeding...

    It was late at night on the open road
    Speeding like a man on the run
    A lifetime spent preparing for the journey

    He is closer now and the search is on
    Reading from a map in the mind
    Yes there's...
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    Please ignore.

    Please ignore.
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    For nearly sixty years, I've been a Cockie Of...

    For nearly sixty years, I've been a Cockie
    Of droughts and fires and floods I've lived through plenty
    This country's dust and mud have seen my tears and blood
    But it's nearly over now, and now I'm...
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