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To be fair though, that’s a very low bar.

I’ve always loved Tick’s “Spoon!” as mentioned before, but probably the best is “It’s clobberin’ time!” (both by Ben Grimm and CM Punk).

So you think Darkseid is beating Shuma Gorath? Genuine question.

No. No you didn’t. It’s Agamotto.

Happy Birthday, JC.

1. It’s amazing that “Get off my lawn!” is so iconic that we all know what ‘GOMLZARK’ means, completely out of context.
2. I’ve always had exactly the same thought about Logan’s statement. Thor is...

Well, Venom’s hosed.

Animal Man’s wackier stuff is probably beyond Rhodey, but they’re both way out of Flash’s league.

Since Sabra (from recollection) is a mutant, isn’t she somewhat buggered against Cortez?

Mid-level glass cannons <<<< Class 90-ish / Diet Class 100 bricks <<< Cosmic Forces of Nature

I mean… Titania without the upgrade and hammer would win.

Aurora and Cyke can’t do a damn thing to someone who overpowers She-Hulk.

Again… Thunderclap, done.

Stage 1: Thunderclap
Stage 2: Mutant Massacre
Stage 3: Profit

It’s sentences like this that make me love comics.

The problem is that this thing has zero feats.

I mean you could argue that it has sufficient strength to hold up a couple of hundred tourists at a time, but that’s about it in terms of legit feats.

Dark Willow was never in the same postcode as MoM Scarlet Witch.

There’s a massive, massive gulf between them.

Ah, OK. I’m so out of touch.

Welp. It hung around for years after we finished playing, but our Anima game on Rpol no longer exists.

:(

Probably Lesnar. That feud was a car crash.

He was technically the first person to use the spear as a finishing move, but then Edge was using it the following year, and by the early 2000s guys like Batista were using it (and in both cases more...

Goldberg is notoriously a bit of a douche. Arrogant, delusional, misogynistic, very limited technically and, as mentioned, an unsafe worker.

See Hart, Bret for details.

That’s actually disappointing. Even though I wasn’t reading it, it sounded like something very, very different from the norm.


So he’s basically bald Jean Grey. Got it.

Isn’t Damien a legit meta?

I realise all of the above is a ‘What If’ scenario, as in ‘What if Magneto does the dumb thing and keeps the ring’, but there’s a few minor but important caveats:
1. Magneto may be an egomaniac, but...

Wait… the Lord of the Rings is set in the Middle East?!

Can Rocksteady match up to a Class 80 tank who’s had fights with the Hulk and not died?

No, no he can’t. Not remotely.

Well, Helm’s Deep would have been a f*ck-ton easier. All the orcs are crushed by their own armour while their blood is just stopped from reaching their brains.

Then Mags pings the ring into a...