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No diss intended. And I’m glad to hear that about Dee.

ZS’ name just sounds so anachronistic in the 2020s. At least to me.

But I’m not ‘going after’ him because of his name - in fact I’m not...

See? He’s done so much stank that I legit forgot he made Watchmen.

So when somebody literally predefined every story beat for him, and all he had to do is remove a giant squid then just follow...

Clearly ZS should never be let loose near a film crew.

And yet people still think that Whedon ruined ZS’ Justice League.

Whedon may be a toxic piece of crap (from some of the stories we hear)...

Wait… ZS made BvS. This cannot compute.

How does Kong stay secret? By snea-King. XD

That’s why he supposedly (unlike Star Lord) didn’t look out of place on this team:

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I think it was OG Darkhawk.

And I’m not sure, but not Gladys.

I think he got a bit of a power upgrade in some of the post-Annihilation cosmic stuff. But I can’t exactly remember.

X23 does not belong in a fight with Thunderstrike. Like… not at all.

Darkhawk maybe. But not Laura.

And the Stallone Judge Dredd movie.

There’s a reason that nobody is saying ‘Avengers Assemble!’. Because it’s awful. Always was.

‘HULK SMASH!!’, however…

Succinct. Descriptive. Intimidating.

To be fair though, that’s a very low bar.

I’ve always loved Tick’s “Spoon!” as mentioned before, but probably the best is “It’s clobberin’ time!” (both by Ben Grimm and CM Punk).

So you think Darkseid is beating Shuma Gorath? Genuine question.

No. No you didn’t. It’s Agamotto.

Happy Birthday, JC.

1. It’s amazing that “Get off my lawn!” is so iconic that we all know what ‘GOMLZARK’ means, completely out of context.
2. I’ve always had exactly the same thought about Logan’s statement. Thor is...

Well, Venom’s hosed.

Animal Man’s wackier stuff is probably beyond Rhodey, but they’re both way out of Flash’s league.

Since Sabra (from recollection) is a mutant, isn’t she somewhat buggered against Cortez?

Mid-level glass cannons <<<< Class 90-ish / Diet Class 100 bricks <<< Cosmic Forces of Nature

I mean… Titania without the upgrade and hammer would win.

Aurora and Cyke can’t do a damn thing to someone who overpowers She-Hulk.

Again… Thunderclap, done.

Stage 1: Thunderclap
Stage 2: Mutant Massacre
Stage 3: Profit

It’s sentences like this that make me love comics.

The problem is that this thing has zero feats.

I mean you could argue that it has sufficient strength to hold up a couple of hundred tourists at a time, but that’s about it in terms of legit feats.

Dark Willow was never in the same postcode as MoM Scarlet Witch.

There’s a massive, massive gulf between them.