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    OK, so I’m a mountain-sized, super-strong robot...

    OK, so I’m a mountain-sized, super-strong robot tech genius with huge raw psychic powers and the ability to cause massive disasters.

    But no speed to speak of.

    I couldn’t even use (Jean-)Paul...
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    I’m really unfamiliar with US fable characters,...

    I’m really unfamiliar with US fable characters, but I’ve heard of him.

    Ridiculously huge guy with a big cow, right?
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    Nah, Reigns is a face, not a heel. Face good,...

    Nah, Reigns is a face, not a heel.

    Face good, heel bad.
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    It is amazing how difficult it is to find a good...

    It is amazing how difficult it is to find a good Paul. And forget my surname.

    I mean it comes to something when the best I’ve got so far is Fixer (Paul Norbert Ebersol).

    Edit: OK, Major...
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    You’ve got options like Miracleman...?

    You’ve got options like Miracleman...?
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    I’ve never been happier to have been christened...

    I’ve never been happier to have been christened Lucifer Beyonder.

    If only there were a way my middle name Blackagar could be used, but that’s far too obscure to ever be used in fiction.
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    You and me both. Those threads can be catnip for...

    You and me both. Those threads can be catnip for craziness.

    But then I generally stay out of anything anime or manga. I just don’t know anything about it, so...
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    This tick-tick went boom rather predictably,...

    This tick-tick went boom rather predictably, didn’t it?
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    The best part of that is that Reed knows exactly...

    The best part of that is that Reed knows exactly what time it was when it became impossible to send stuff more than a certain amount of time into the future.

    I just imagine him sitting there...
  10. Anyone in mainstream comics have a more messed up...

    Anyone in mainstream comics have a more messed up family than Scott Summers?

    And that’s without his psychotic youngest brother who took over an intergalactic empire for shits and giggles, and his...
  11. Oh, I’d absolutely agree that Alex is more...

    Oh, I’d absolutely agree that Alex is more powerful. Likewise Nate Grey.

    And even Madelyne Pryor, his...
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    As the great poet William Prince Smith (FReSh)...

    As the great poet William Prince Smith (FReSh) once said, “Tick tick tick tick boom.”
  13. Not sure whether Kid Gladiator is on Krakoa, but...

    Not sure whether Kid Gladiator is on Krakoa, but if he is, he should be able to distract Terrax and Thanos long enough, and I think there’s plenty of telepaths powerful enough to protect the likes of...
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    Hush, or I’ll write you into this universe’s...

    Hush, or I’ll write you into this universe’s version of No Man’s Land.

    Which is 2am Denny’s.
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    Wait til I tell you about what happens during...

    Wait til I tell you about what happens during Coke Zero Hour.

    The drugs in Walgreen Lantern get mixed up, so he ends up being possessed by Para-ExLax and crapping out completely.

    He has the...
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    When he consumes too much, the multivitaminverse...

    When he consumes too much, the multivitaminverse is destroyed beneath his ever-increasing waistline.

    That’s right.

    It’s the Crisis of Infinite Girths.




    And goodnight.
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    Hey, it’s not just fast food franchises. It’s...

    Hey, it’s not just fast food franchises. It’s general commercial franchise superheroes.

    Walmartian Manhunter is particularly impressive, as is Walgreen Lantern.

    Aquafreshman, less so.
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    I fear we may have discovered the ‘Just Eat...

    I fear we may have discovered the ‘Just Eat Society of America‘.
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    Observed at a safe distance by Liberty Taco Belle.

    Observed at a safe distance by Liberty Taco Belle.
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    But could he beat Burger Kingdom Come Superman?

    But could he beat Burger Kingdom Come Superman?
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    Not really. I do draw a distinction between...

    Not really. I do draw a distinction between CBPHers, bullet-timers, etc.

    I’m just saying if you apply sufficient logical analysis to it, the system breaks down with automatic gunfire, unless the...
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    Not sure whether the Wonder Girl is Donna or...

    Not sure whether the Wonder Girl is Donna or Cassie (presumably Cassie).

    Also not sure it matters, cos I feel like either could solo.

    Not to mention Impulse.

    Northstar at peak speed might be...
  23. Or it didnít and they just clarified a bit of the...

    Or it didnít and they just clarified a bit of the mechanics, in the same way that DC speedsters access the Speed Force to time travel, which itself is kind of also a... yíknow... other dimension in...
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    A couple of really clear examples I can think of...

    A couple of really clear examples I can think of relate firstly to Cass Cain and secondly to Shang Chi. In both, you clearly see that they do not see the shooter, but see the bullet itself when itís...
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    C’mon... he’s nude AND bald. Beyonder would’ve...

    C’mon... he’s nude AND bald.

    Beyonder would’ve just given him a jumpsuit and soul-glo hair in a heartbeat.
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