How is there not a thread for this already? Oh well.
This is probably my second or third favorite Generations issue, the dynamic between Jane and such a young Thor is really good, the setting is really good, and it's fun to see Thor's dynamic with Odin - as well as a pretty gruesome Loki design that I'm especially fond of, and the callbacks to other parts of continuity are especially good - as well as a peek into the future with something that's clearly a look at what's to come in Avengers 100000000 etc B.C.
Onto the spoilers!
We start with Thor, many years ago, in the weapons hall of Asgard. Mjolnir still sits upon it's rock, and Thor is still trying to lift it from it's place... and he does, sort of. At least, he lifts it higher than he ever has before now.
But then he gets yelled at by Odin. Because Odin is a mean dad, like King Triton, and just doesn't want to let his child with glorious hair have fun.
Odin argues that no one should touch Mjolnir because it's too powerful and unpredictable but Thor argues that he's ready. He's worthy! Odin tells him to be worthy of him instead of the hammer. And then tells Thor to come to a party. In formal wear!
Thor hates the formal wear, which is his classic costume. I hate it too, Thor, don't worry.
Odin disallows Thor from even drinking any mead until after the party is over and Thor decides that Odin is trying to ruin all of his fun - so he sneaks out on a flying goat and goes to Midgard, after hearing a prayer from some vikings.
The Vikings found egypt, and in this timeframe, finding Egypt means finding Apocalypse. So it's Viking vs Clan Akkaba, and the Vikings were losing. Thor decides to help.
This is after Uncanny Avengers #6, so Thor and Apocalypse have some history.
Thor and Apocalypse are boutta have it out, until suddenly there's some strange lightning. You know where this is going, right?
Enter: Jane Foster! Thor is quick to question Jane about where she got Mjolnir and how she got it and all that stuff, since even he can't lift it just yet, and initially believes that she was sent here by Odin. Also, she's highkey judgey about him being misogynistic. Fight him, Jane.
Jane figures out that this is definitely not the Thor she knows and that she traveled through time. Not hard to figure out, I guess, but she doesn't know the how or why.
The Thor's fight Apocalypse, and the Odinson rallies the vikings to fight against Clan Akkaba. Jane gets to see firsthand how Thor inspires the vikings, and vice versa!
... and then there's Loki. Jane socks him in the head with Mjolnir after he offers to read her future and she's like boy, bye. He knows he deserved it too, seeing as how he's the one that set up this conflict to get Thor out of Asgard.
Then he poofs, promising to see Jane again.
The Thor's take down Apocalypse and the vikings beat Clan Akkaba, and then it's celebration time on the open seas - led by Thor's flying goat. Thor sneaks away from the revelry to talk to Jane, and he gets that Odin didn't send her now. Jane tells him they never saw eye to eye and when Thor asks who she is, she tells him that she's a friend from another time. How did Jane learn to wield Mjolnir? Well, from watching him of course.
That, of course, is met with skepticism because Thor can't even lift it yet! Git gud, Thor.
She tells him that it isn't his divinity that makes him the god that he will one day become, but his humanity. And she's right, right? Thor is sort of a step ahead of the rest when it comes to the other Asgardians. He also reminded her, through their fighting together, why Jane shouldn't be so quick to let go of her humanity - of Jane Foster.
And then she poofs and Thor decides she was a witch, but I think we all know better than that.
Cut back to Asgard, to the hall of weapons, with Thor making an attempt to lift Mjolnir once again - and once again, he fails, but he lifts it higher still. Soon will be the day that he can lift the hammer.
Cut, once again, to somewhere in the cosmos. It's Odin, discussing Thor and his... impossibility with someone. The comparison between Odin and Thor is actually kind of funny, with both of them being antsy, though Odin that he argues a reason.
The voice asks why he's called her, of all figures, here to speak of this. Doesn't he have a few wives? A few. But none compare to her. Not to Odin, not to many.
It's hard to compare to The Phoenix Force. For, she says, there are no others like her.
Odin misses the time when he "had" the Phoenix, though she plays it coy and claims that he is arrogant. She tells him that what he longs for is either long dead or never existed at all, and threatens to burn Asgard to the ground should he summon her again. Odin laments that it's hard to forget, and of course, wouldn't it be?
And the issue ends on a page showing the Phoenix and Odin embracing, seemingly in love like Odin insists. The Power Couple of eternity, I guess?
And... that's it! I really liked it, especially the Phoenix bits. There's a lot of Phoenix going around lately. I can dig it.