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    Default Where are all the bald superheroes???

    Ask this same question over on the Marvel threads. Seems kind of discriminatory; the only bald heroes i can recall are Charles Xavier and martian manhunter. what's going on with that??? Seems like a preponderence of villains are bald

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    My guess he was somewhat modeled on Yul Brynner's as Rameses
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    It does seem that way with so many DC villains being bald:


    Alkyone
    Black Manta
    Blockbuster(Roland)
    Dr. Doog(Golden Age Starman villain)
    Dr. Manhattan
    Dr. Sivana
    Hugo Strange
    Jinx
    Lex Luthor
    Tobias Whale
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    Here's my theory. People generally want their superheroes to be sexy and youthful, which baldness isn't associated with either traits.

    Oddly enough, and this sort of disproves my theory, but there are more action heroes who are bald than superheroes.

    Agent 47 from Hitman
    King Mob from the Invisibles
    Dashiell Bad Horse from Scalped
    Bruce Willis in every movie post him losing hair

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    I've heard the next version of JSA will feature gay, bald minorities exclusively. Wait until you see the new Amazing Man.

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    Steel is bald.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FishyZombie View Post
    Steel is bald.
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    Black Lightning too

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    I'm noticing a trend...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timothy Hunter View Post
    Here's my theory. People generally want their superheroes to be sexy and youthful, which baldness isn't associated with either traits.

    Oddly enough, and this sort of disproves my theory, but there are more action heroes who are bald than superheroes.

    Agent 47 from Hitman
    King Mob from the Invisibles
    Dashiell Bad Horse from Scalped
    Bruce Willis in every movie post him losing hair
    There are at least three shaved heads in those "Fast and Furious" movies as I recall (from seeing the ads...)

    The kid Green Lantern from the Batman Beyond JLA is bald...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NohWonn View Post
    Ask this same question over on the Marvel threads. Seems kind of discriminatory; the only bald heroes i can recall are Charles Xavier and martian manhunter. what's going on with that??? Seems like a preponderence of villains are bald
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    Huh! Martian manhunter is bald. I wonder what martians with hair will look like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manwhohaseverything View Post
    Huh! Martian manhunter is bald. I wonder what martians with hair will look like.
    In the pre-Crisis comics, all the green Martian men were bald and all the green Martian women had hair.

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    Wade wilson just to name a few wasn't bron buld as well and so many more
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