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    Default Darkseid gets punched in the face.

    The following Marvel characters punch Darkseid in the face ten times at full strength. Darkseid cannot retaliate or defend himself.

    1. Hulk.

    2. Thor (w/hammer)

    3. Thor (bare fists)

    4. Hercules

    5. Juggernaut
    Can any of these powerhouses hurt the Lord of Apokolips?

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    Hulk or Thor could probably hurt Darkseid if they got ten free ones. They better have a boom tube ready after ten punches though! I'm not as familiar with Hercules or Juggernaught.

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    Depends on version of darkseid. Though on an average all of them could "hurt" him with 10 free hits. Some versions are too powerful though

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    Does full strength for Thor include his belt and Warrior's Madness powerup? Because together that's a x20 boost.

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    Theoretically. In reality WM doesnt seem to make him literally 10x stronger

    Anyway those are not standard for him, rather like external power ups

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    I think the juggernaut has the best chance followed by Thor and hulk. Thor without his hammer may find it difficult going.Hercules depends upon which version.

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    Hercules: "The gods have smiled upon you this day, gray one, for you shall receive The Gift!"
    Darkseid: "Do I know you?"
    Hercules: "HAVE AT THEE!"
    [Hercules lands ten blows to Darkseid's face.]
    [Darkseid gazes impassively at Hercules.]
    Darkseid: You may leave your gift by the door on your way out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shellhead View Post
    4.
    Hercules: "The gods have smiled upon you this day, gray one, for you shall receive The Gift!"
    Darkseid: "Do I know you?"
    Hercules: "HAVE AT THEE!"
    [Hercules lands ten blows to Darkseid's face.]
    [Darkseid gazes impassively at Hercules.]
    Darkseid: You may leave your gift by the door on your way out.
    won't he use his omega effect to dispose/get rid off him afterwards rather than further discourse?

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    Quote Originally Posted by theoneandonly View Post
    won't he use his omega effect to dispose/get rid off him afterwards rather than further discourse?
    The original poster set rules that Darkseid may not retaliate. If he tries to violate those rules he'll will be disciplined as the Mods see fit.

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    Some versions of DS have taken punches from pre-crisis Kryptonians and kept talking and walking. Didn't get KO'ed. I don't see the opponents having that strength.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dork Knight View Post
    Theoretically. In reality WM doesnt seem to make him literally 10x stronger

    Anyway those are not standard for him, rather like external power ups
    I'd have to bet on Hulk then. Every punch that doesn't phase Darkseid will only make him madder and stronger. He has the best chance.

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    I imagine at least one person is getting the GREATEST INSULT IN ALL OF APOKOLIPS. "You hit like Grayven."
    There is no "overkill". There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload.".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shellhead View Post
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    Hercules: "The gods have smiled upon you this day, gray one, for you shall receive The Gift!"
    Darkseid: "Do I know you?"
    Hercules: "HAVE AT THEE!"
    [Hercules lands ten blows to Darkseid's face.]
    [Darkseid gazes impassively at Hercules.]
    Darkseid: You may leave your gift by the door on your way out.
    Hercules and Darkseid would probably complement one another's miniskirts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Watcher View Post
    The original poster set rules that Darkseid may not retaliate. If he tries to violate those rules he'll will be disciplined as the Mods see fit.
    what if he only reiterates what he always has said in response
    Darkseid IS

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    If it's Post-Crisis, "I bleed Marshmallows and fall down stairs", Darkseid, all of the contestants here are going to crack his jaw.

    They're not bothering Pre-Crisis, and I've no idea on Nu52, but they'll hurt him just fine if it's Post.
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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