Didn't see a thread on this comics, and I kind of wanted to talk about it given it's maybe one of the worst looking comics I've ever seen a major publisher put out, so I'm starting a thread. It's also pretty badly written too. I will say about the art that looking at two of Brent Schoovoer's uncolored pages on his twitter it looks, at least those two pages, a lot better there. Seems the colorist Jordan Boyd didn't get the memo on how you color art that's like a flat throwback style, because the shading and the use of colors may this one of the ugliest comics I've ever seen.
NOW ON TO THE WRITING
There's this cartoon on the Adult Swim website that I love called Apollo Gauntlet. You see, Apollo Gauntlet is this He-Man parody/homage, it's about this Canadian police officer that gets sent to this weird sc-fi medieval fantasy land and with the sentient talking power gauntlets and magic suit he happens upon he fights evil. He's also this nerd that makes goofy pop-culture references that nobody understands because they're not from Earth, they're from a weird futuristic medieval fantasy world, so mostly he's just doing it to amuse himself. Now this horrible terrible terrible comic feels like some bad weird version of Apollo Gauntlet where the writer didn't understand why Apollo Gauntlet was funny, but nonetheless they think maybe they've worked it out somehow. Because really that's the only thing that makes sense for why Danvers won't stop talking about The Wizards of Oz. First she's thinking about the Wizard of Oz, a lot; this is maybe an attempt at what the writer believes humans call "humor"...I don't know. Then she punches some alien who doesn't know what the Wizard of Oz is while making a Wizard of Oz references that's a continuation of something she never said out loud. I wonder if the alien was saying "What?" as she punched him. These bad unfunny "jokes", references, could actually be funny if this lead to some kind of weird stupid misunderstanding where she's taken to a wizard, you know, because they don't know what the Wizard of Oz is and even if they did they wouldn't understand that's what she was referencing because the first part of the reference was only in her head. Like Jandek, High Councilor of Myron could have been Jandak High Wizard of Myron, and he demands to know why she wishes to see him. But instead they're just a references, they serve no point other than to showcase how not to be funny.
So Danvers thinks unfunny thoughts about The Wizard of Oz some more as she's about to jump into the fight. It's really at this point that I just wished this was like Apollo Gauntlet, some character says "Run, Danae, Run" and Danvers pops up and starts talking about shrimp while doing a "Bubba" impression to the confusion of all around her; the confusion could have even been how that alien turned the tables on the other alien...but instead I guess she was never in danger to begin with or something. She hears someone else say "Beat It" and starts talking about the Thriller album to the confused of the two alien women. She makes another Wizard of Oz reference about winged monkeys and for whatever reason instead of saying "Huh, what are you talking about, what are monkeys, are they winged and unwinged?" the alien knows what monkeys area. This all gets even weirder later when Captain Mar-Vell shows up and doesn't understand what he's saying. Yeah, that's nice, but the time to start that joke was a while back now.
There is one funny bit in this comic though, and it's that everyone calls this most mannish looking version of Danvers "Carl", well it's Car-Eel, but Car-Eel would sound more like Carl than Carol. Mar-Vell also not being able to recognize her feels like a joke playing into how he looks.
Anyways around the midway point I just kind of gave up on trying to read this comic. It's trying so hard to be funny but it was too unfunny to bear. Danvers comes off as this character you're meant to hate. Mar-Vell give her a complement on her costume, which is meant to be somewhat like his and she replies flippantly. He says she'll be save with him and she replies like a small child and makes a bad joke "LADY-JOKING", mind you this is right after he saved her from the things he's saying he's keep her save from.
So what did everyone else think? Did you hate it? Did you hate it more than I hated it? Did you enjoy it somehow? I'd be kind of interested to hear why anyone that liked this thought it was good.