Day 4
Inseminiod
AKA, The Movie That Fucked Up My Movie Night Plans For Day 4
Presented by Sir Run Run Shaw.
So the night could have went three different ways. I was either going to follow this up with another Alien ripoff film, some "OMG I've been raped by the monster and now I'm having it's baby" movie like The Entity or Demon Seed, or some fucking crazy Shaw Bros. horror film. But instead, becomes this movie turned out to be so good, I fell asleep sometime around the end and woke up fully awake sometime around 5am somewhat surprised I'd fallen asleep.
The movie opens well, a journey through space, seems to be same kind of macro photography The Fountain used to achieve it's vision of space. This part was really good, its also the best the movie will ever get. It will never live up to the opening. The only other bit that seems to work is, at times, the sets have an abstract quality to them that looked really nice visually with what they had. I say "sets", but at the movie the only one I can really think of is their video bank room where the surveillance monitors just kind of look like they're flowing in a black void of darkness. Makes me is all the sets in the movie that this kind of minimalist abstract quality to them, especially the more I so some of the other sets. I'll take the void when helps create a mood over the walls that look like they could fall over.
So what happens in Inseminoid? Well, someone get inseminoided. Maybe the monster interesting thing about Inseminoid is it seems like Prometheus is pulling from it. This wouldn't be the weirdest Alien ripoff Prometheus seems to take from, I'm looking you Dracula 3000 with your Coolio that smokes week by piping it through his spacesuit. Similarities would be people to do to alien planet and find a thing here they're crystals that become green goo, in Prometheus it's black goo in urns. Those who make contact with the goo are either transformed or die. One of the makes contact with the goo early in the film, goes on a little rampage, and is killed. The bulk of the movie, why it's called Inseminoid is about a woman on the crew who inseminated by an alien, but she also dreams it's by the doctor flowing a whole lot of that green goo into her by way of big tube. There kind of a correlation between this and David does to Elizabeth's boyfriend who then has sex with her, but it's not exactly the same. The follows is similar, as both these things lead to the female lead being impregnated, and then later giving birth to an alien baby that looks like a penis. Now what Prometheus doesn't have, is said impregnate person running around trying to kill people in what very well be one of the most boring slasher movies ever made. At one point like actually thought this movie should have just been a nice lean 70 minutes, I looked to see how long I'd been watching this very look movie, and I was only a minute past the 70 minute mark. Upon seeing that, and seeing how much time was left, I rethought it: Maybe a nice lean 55 minutes would be better?
Is it possible for a movie to be both lurid and not lurid at all? Like from a conceptual standpoint it's lurid, in execution it feels as if all things lurid have been sucked right out of it. It's hard to believe this film got thrown in with the Video Nasties by the British, maybe they got bored and fell asleep too? It's kind of a weird movie, it's a slasher movie that started filming before the big slashers films of '80 & '81 came out, and it's seemingly learned nothing about where the type of horror movie it's trying to be from the movies of the '70s. Because of Run Run Shaw being at the start I could help but think about how much better and weirder this movie would have been if it was an actual Shaw Bros. movie.