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**Wedge Antilles** · 07-29-2014, 04:08 PM

Originally Posted by Rei

Originally Posted by anthony_lynch15

Started thinking what a mutant rap would be like and this rap battle is what came out:-

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Yo yo yo, the X-Men are in da house.

Hey my name is Cyclops and I'm hear to tell you,
that defending mutant kind is what we're here to do.
Sentinels, purifiers anyone who be a mutant hater,
we'll kick your goddamn asses and send you back to your creator.

Now now Scott, let's not get carried away,
I'm Professor X and I've got something to say.
Peaceful co-existence, that is my dream.
And it's your dream too if you want to stay on my team.

Peaceful co-existence? Professor you be wack!
Every day of my life we've been under attack.
Mutant killing robots, zero toler-ence,
don't you ever get tired of sitting on the fence.

Now hang on a second, just you listen to me.
I've been fighting this fight since 1963.
Every day we make a difference, every day we right a sin.
If you ask me son, that's more than a win.

One win here, but two lost there.
Ask me Charles you're only pretending to care.
I'm damn sick of all these graves we have to dig.
Why bother dreaming if we can't dream big?

The Revolution is in the hoooouse!

A revolution Scott? Well that's just dumb!
So far your revolution hasn't got anything done.
I'm spinning in my grave at the sight of your crap.
I coulda sworn my death would stop you acting like a prat.

Acting like a prat, more like a fool.
For putting your name on the walls of my school.
This conversations over, end of rap!
Now excuse me Charles while I put mutants on the map!

Excuse me Mr Summers but you must be confused.
I'm the only Professor here and you haven't been excused.
You think a man like me can't reach beyond the grave?
Sit your ass down before I make you my slave.

Sorry Professor.

That's okay Scott. We all get a little carried away sometimes.
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LOL, I should really be doing some work.

That image and that rap, classic!

**vitamin** · 07-29-2014, 04:21 PM

anthony, you've outdone yourself

**anthony_lynch15** · 07-30-2014, 01:57 AM

Originally Posted by Rei

Putting the rap together with the image is funny, I could imagine it. Nice writing of the rap!

Originally Posted by Wedge Antilles

That image and that rap, classic!

Originally Posted by vitamin

anthony, you've outdone yourself

You shouldn't tell me things like this, you'll only encourage me to write more terrible raps.
It's bad enough that every time I see that Cyclops/X-Men rapping picture I think of more. LOL

**airdreams** · 07-30-2014, 02:23 AM

**Mari** · 07-30-2014, 02:47 AM

That is wonderful, airdreams!

**vitamin** · 07-30-2014, 02:48 AM

Dear diary: my teen angst bullshit now has a body count.
— Rogue

Erik, you’re here! I thought I heard self-righteous clomping.
— Charles Xavier

As we were taught at the School for Gifted Youngsters: Analyze, Strategize, Succeed. We’re going to crush this problem. With our ASS.
— Scott Summers to the X-Men

These so-called “feelings” are ruining my reputation as a heartless bitch.
— Emma Frost

from Incorrect X-Men Quotes.