Alright, fine, for real: Magnus Robot Fighter vs

[Pendaran]

Finally! SOMEONE who remembers Magnus!

I'll go with X-O Manowar.

OR...this guy.

Shanhara is basically a robot. QED.

As for Hentai Kamen, without the trail successfully blazed by a man who fought evil in nothing but a really tight red scale t shirt, a mini skirt, and go go boots (underwear? Yeah right Magnus bothered to wear underwear beneath that), he could have never existed. Even if Kamen manages to land an attack, the attack will then damage him as well like some kind of perverted scene from Looper. Realizing Magnus is his progenitor, he will fall to his knees in tearful awe and surrender.

[Pendaran]

How about Thragg from Invincible while all Queen music plays over the Khazan loudspeakers?

Robert Kirkman's work output is only possible if he was a robot of some kind. Magnus karate chop kills Robert Kirkman, thereby destroying everything he created by proxy.

[Beadle]

Are the mini-skirt and go-go boots a match for the manliness of Trigon and his thigh boots?

[Pendaran]

Who do you think Trigon pays for fashion advice?

[Radical]

Just saying this. Magnus is my fav gold key comic character. This is all.

Mine's Dr. Solar, Man of the Atom.

[Alan2099]

I just want to mention the time Magnus picked up his motorcycle and beat an 90s Image character with it.

[Froggy]

This is too much lol

[Cody]

Popeye, hyped up on his spinach, takes the challenge!

[The Arbiter]

Popeye, hyped up on his spinach, takes the challenge!

Do you know what spinach comes? A can. Do you know what a can is made of? Metal.

[The Drunkard Kid]

Alright, so how does he do against The Bride of Nine Spiders?

[Pendaran]

Alright, so how does he do against The Bride of Nine Spiders?

The only sort of "person" who could type up intentionally wanting to see a fight with the Bride of Nine Spiders and not collapse into a twitching pile of terror and nausea would be a robot.

Magnus Robot Fighter karate chops your head off through the fourth wall, which since that's already breaking space time, it retroactively prevents you or any of your other machine brethren from even suggesting this fight in the first place.

Nice try, robot.

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

What about himself?

[wjowski]

This sounds like a job for CBR's Undefeated Champion, Wimp Lo.

[KingEli]

You know who can beat Magnus? Pre-Crisis Sportsmaster. He isn't ready for a Motherfucker who fights Alan Scott, Dr. Fate & The Spectre aka The Wrath of God with sports equipment.

[Pendaran]

You know who can beat Magnus? Pre-Crisis Sportsmaster. He isn't ready for a Motherfucker who fights Alan Scott, Dr. Fate & The Spectre aka The Wrath of God with sports equipment.

So, Mothergod right, Mothergod was going to collapse all reality across all of time in the Unity event and was essentially an evil Solar, Man of the Atom. Magnus took her on with punches, go go boots, and a miniskirt.

Also obviously he won and the rest of Unity was him letting everyone else feel like they contributed instead because he's a nice guy like that.

Some might argue that that is taking wayyy out of context a single flashback/retelling panel and completely exaggerating Magnus' contribution.

And by "some", I mean robots. Robots would argue that.

Then they would get karate chopped.