Alright, fine, for real: Magnus Robot Fighter vs

[Pendaran]

That's some A+ robot misdirection conspiracy effort there. Sadly Magnus saw through that crap and karate chopped both your heads off. Any future posts from either of you are from your robot ghosts, like that Futurama episode.

[Beadle]

Magnus fights robots AND witches.

Karate chopping off-switches and karate chopping offs witches.

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

That's some A+ robot misdirection conspiracy effort there. Sadly Magnus saw through that crap and karate chopped both your heads off. Any future posts from either of you are from your robot ghosts, like that Futurama episode.

Killing your accusers by proxy is a smart, logical, thing to do. Exactly like a robot.

You can't fool me.

[Harbinger19]

Pre-Crisis Kent Nelson is a witch, and just as expressionless as a robot, even while he’s throwing some Annoying Alien Planet into the sun.

...And goes off on people just for pushing buttons. As soon as Magnus tries to ride the elevator or get a snack out of a vending machine, hello Multi-Dimensional Shockwaves from the Wellsprings of Creation! Karate chop your way out of that, MRF.

Even if you survive, you’ll still have more sense of proportion.

[Pendaran]

Killing your accusers by proxy is a smart, logical, thing to do. Exactly like a robot.

You can't fool me.

Whatever you say, robot ghost.

[Dark Soul # 7]

I know what can beat this person that shares my name.

He can't survive the heat death of the universe!!!

[Pendaran]

I know what can beat this person that shares my name.

He can't survive the heat death of the universe!!!

Magnus can't be killed by the heat death of the universe, he is the heat death of the universe.

I mean, who do you think is going to make that happen? "Heat death of the universe" is just stupid fancy physics talk to attempt to comprehend how one day, Magnus will tire of the universe's foolishness and karate chop it.

[Pendaran]

Pre-Crisis Kent Nelson is a witch, and just as expressionless as a robot, even while he’s throwing some Annoying Alien Planet into the sun.

...And goes off on people just for pushing buttons. As soon as Magnus tries to ride the elevator or get a snack out of a vending machine, hello Multi-Dimensional Shockwaves from the Wellsprings of Creation! Karate chop your way out of that, MRF.

Even if you survive, you’ll still have more sense of proportion.

As we all know from the purpose of the ushabti, literal ghost robots*, the Egytpians were themselves a race of robot ghosts**, making the Helmet of Fate nothing more than the tools used by robots. By powering himself up with robot tools, Kent Nelson is nothing more than a glorified Mekman, destined for the same karate chop fate.

(*this is real. I am not kidding. History is fun!)

(**this is totally as real as the other thing and anyone who says otherwise is a liar. The only way ancient Egypt can be explained is if it was the work of robot ghosts. How else do you think the pyramids were built eh? Eh? Don't be a fool!)

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

I'd argue that the pyramids were built from the bottom up.

[Pendaran]

By robot ghosts.

[wjowski]

Whatever you say, robot ghost.

Alright there's an easy way to sort this out.



What do you guys see here?

[Dalak]

Sly Marbo



and throw in the whole Pantheon that we on CBR hold dear if he can't do it alone!

[Pendaran]

Dude, an animated metal/plastic figurine is basically a robot. That's just a doomed effort.

and throw in the whole Pantheon that we on CBR hold dear if he can't do it alone!

Given how many of you are being revealed as robots or robot ghosts at this point in the thread, those are clearly all just robot gods. Thus doomed.

..... wait, that explains why this thread keeps going without seeming end in sight! You're all looking for some kind of way to beat Magnus Robot Fighter to report back on to your desperate, fearful robot masters! I knew it!

Nice try, robots and or ghost robots and or robot ghosts!

Fortunately, like I already said, Magnus Robot Fighter always wins.

[Beadle]

How about Mike Haggar, the Mayor of Asskickingville.

[KingEli]

Cable. Now I know. He has robotic parts, but hear me out. He and Magnus would team up to fight some robotic threat cooked up by Apocalypse and at the end Cable would sacrifice his life.......but Magnus being the fella he is, does it first. So Cable wins by default.