Dragonball M: A DBZ RPG Sign-Up and Discussion Thread.

[KingofPie]

Who knows. For all his shit, Kami might let him get off the pot.

She won't if Sasheem has anything to say about it. Her version of freedom isn't any different from being stuck in the toilet, in his eyes.

[Yun Lao]

Did Charco essentially say "Git Gud, Scrub" to Sarada?

Mah man.

No he pretty much just said, "hurt me mommy."

You're both right.

If a pissed off Saiyan is a death sentence, Charco wants some of that action.

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

She won't if Sasheem has anything to say about it. Her version of freedom isn't any different from being stuck in the toilet, in his eyes.

What if she offered him some mozzarella AND the "Don't hurt innocents" thing.

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

You're both right.

If a pissed off Saiyan is a death sentence, Charco wants some of that action.

Must.

Finish.

Debriefing.

There's a lot of things that need to happen.

GEN.

WE NEED TO FINISH OUR GAME OF CAT AND MOUSE.

[KingofPie]

What if she offered him some mozzarella AND the "Don't hurt innocents" thing.

She'd need a lot more than mozzarella...

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

She'd need a lot more than mozzarella...

How about ..

TWO mozzarella ?

[Sub-Zero MKA]

She'd need a lot more than mozzarella...

Fine, fine. Swiss and cheddar, too.

[KingofPie]

Cheese alone would not do. Only the best, from all five food groups would suffice. Prepared by the best chefs in existance. Revive them from the dead with the Dragon balls of you have to. Pull them from other universes if you have to. Only the best and EVEN THEN...it may not be enough.

[grampagen]

Must.

Finish.

Debriefing.

There's a lot of things that need to happen.

GEN.

WE NEED TO FINISH OUR GAME OF CAT AND MOUSE.

At the next break in plot, I swear!

...I'd also reply to the Pantaloon Report right now, but I gotta crash, blaugh.

[Lord Falcon]

What briefing?

*Continues diving into sidequests*

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

Here comes momma Ishtar.

She ain't in no mood to fuck with bickering childrens.

[Monstrous Bird of Qin, Ou Ki]

I've figured out a way for Totoma to piss Sarada off beyond any other possible action he could take.

He will express an interest in using the dragonballs to "purge the inferior blood from his being", which Sarada will probably find to be an excellent idea... for a mutt.

...

And then he'll wish to be 100% Earthling, rejecting his Saiyan heritage permanently and completely.

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

I've figured out a way for Totoma to piss Sarada off beyond any other possible action he could take.

He will express an interest in using the dragonballs to "purge the inferior blood from his being", which Sarada will probably find to be an excellent idea... for a mutt.

...

And then he'll wish to be 100% Earthling, rejecting his Saiyan heritage permanently and completely.

Not before mother makes them fight to the death.

[Lord Falcon]

Oh, fuck both of you guys.

I think you're supposed to fuck Sarada. *snicker*

At this point I'm getting the impression Saiyans just mate by smashing their bodies against each other until a baby happens. If a Saiyan baby that fails to tear its way out of her mother's belly with its bare hands, it is unworthy of living.

[Miburo]

I think you're supposed to fuck Sarada. *snicker*

At this point I'm getting the impression Saiyans just mate by smashing their bodies against each other until a baby happens. If a Saiyan baby that fails to tear its way out of her mother's belly with its bare hands, it is unworthy of living.

I'm impressed they ever managed to have enough people to send to the meat market at this rate.

Also!

You'd think so, but clearly Held has designs on one of the other, less insane females of the cast.

...Maybe. Who knows.

Maybe Held is a bachleor, a true Nevadian pirate.

Merchant.

.....Entrapenur.

HEY LOOK OVER THERE, A FIGHT.