So uh, for the next group convening, I'd like to have Zaofan serve everyone a big bowl of kava water. It's something he found in the ancient texts and it's served in finely polished wooden bowls and cups. It's a beverage in honor of those who came before them (and so there's a cultural and spiritual side to it), but while it is non-alcoholic, it does provide a good buzz not unlike marijuana -- relaxed, euphoric, pleasant. It also reduces one's tolerance over time; that is, the more you drink it regularly (like, say, once a week or even once a day), the more your body readily accepts the high -- in a sense, almost like an opposite of alcohol, where the more you drink regularly, the more you can build up a tolerance.
Plus, yes, Zaofan's starting to get bored.