Dragonball M: A DBZ RPG Sign-Up and Discussion Thread.

[Sub-Zero MKA]

It's okay, Sarada, we know why you're frustrated... You want to be the filling in an Oni Oreo.

It WILL happen, dammit 0_o

Though let's be honest. Karine is a national treasure, she's not dying.

You're damn straight she's not. You can't just let immaculate breast plate like those die off.

[Monstrous Bird of Qin, Ou Ki]

Which would eventually lead to this:



Just replace Goku with Sarada and Vegeta with Totoma.

He becomes a recurring villain.

Every season, there's an epic Sarada vs Totoma fight.

Some suspect he sided with evil because fighting Sarada is too much fun.

Yea, but Ishtar isn't going to train an idiot. Totoma would be much more dangerous than Zamasu by the time Ishtar finished if we went that route.

... Though let's be honest. Karine is a national treasure, she's not dying.

Totoma: ...but I am an idiot, Miss Ishtar.

Ishtar: Prove it.

Totoma: LOOK AT HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO GET WITH KARINE.

Ishtar: ...point.

[Miburo]

No, thankfully.

It's time to unleash the beast, then.

[Monstrous Bird of Qin, Ou Ki]

It's time to unleash the beast, then.

Held: *unleashes the beast*

Sarada:


NOT IMPRESSED.

[The Dog]

A precedent has been set, yes. Though it's in a way, expected, considering the group is still mostly unfamiliar. It's only been two days.

There's being unfamiliar with each other, and then there's 'nuke the area where all my new teammates are and hope I kill the enemy so their deaths aren't in vain'.

It's okay, Sarada, we know why you're frustrated... You want to be the filling in an Oni Oreo.

Well, she could start by helping a confused and curious green gynoid understand the ways of sex.

Because at this point in time, Midori's only viable options seem to be Adam, Sarada, Asha'rah, and Chou. And considering what I know of them, Adam will probably dismantle her, Asha'rah will rip something off, and Chou will probably blow her up.

So, ironically, her safest option is the racist, mass-murdering, slave owning space barbarian.

[Monstrous Bird of Qin, Ou Ki]

I still want that awkward talk with Karine and Totoma, the Dog.

It must happen.

IT MUST.

[Sub-Zero MKA]

Held: *unleashes the beast*

Sarada:


NOT IMPRESSED.

Held: *unleashes beast* Pretty impressive, huh Saiyan? *unleashes beast some more*

Sarada: Aw, that's adorable.

[Sub-Zero MKA]

Well, she could start by helping a confused and curious green gynoid understand the ways of sex.

Because at this point in time, Midori's only viable options seem to be Adam, Sarada, Asha'rah, and Chou. And considering what I know of them, Adam will probably dismantle her, Asha'rah will rip something off, and Chou will probably blow her up.

So, ironically, her safest option is the racist, mass-murdering, slave owning space barbarian.

It's too bad Midori's not her type. Sarada likes her women to have plenty of chest armor, of which Midora has none.

[The Dog]

I still want that awkward talk with Karine and Totoma, the Dog.

It must happen.

IT MUST.

It'll happen. We just need to decide if we're gonna time warp to the previous night or wait until after the training session.

Of course, if we do the time warp, it'll make things a bit paradoxical for Midori and Shiro, since they hadn't seen each other the previous night and Shiro was with Karine reading... Though if Sion agrees, we could have Karine leave long enough to engage in said awkward talk before returning to Shiro and refusing to say anything out of embarrassment.

[Miburo]

Held: *unleashes beast* Pretty impressive, huh Saiyan? *unleashes beast some more*

Sarada: Aw, that's adorable.

Held will go even further beyond beast mode.

...Know what, **** it. Challenge accepted.

TOTOMA, LET'S DO IT.

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

It WILL happen, dammit 0_o

I mean I'm not saying it better, but ...

It better.

You're damn straight she's not. You can't just let immaculate breast plate like those die off.

She is a milky skinned Goddess clad in only the finest of breast plating.

Totoma: ...but I am an idiot, Miss Ishtar.

Ishtar: Prove it.

Totoma: LOOK AT HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO GET WITH KARINE.

Ishtar: ...point.

In some respects Karine is still waiting. I can only hope her heart isn't broken.

She's far too gentle to deserve that.

It's time to unleash the beast, then.

Held: *unleashes the beast*

Ishtar:


NOT IMPRESSED.

Fixed.

There's being unfamiliar with each other, and then there's 'nuke the area where all my new teammates are and hope I kill the enemy so their deaths aren't in vain'.

Also true, but Ishtar got a new arm out of the deal, and lost an ability, and ...

Hmm.

Well, she could start by helping a confused and curious green gynoid understand the ways of sex.

Because at this point in time, Midori's only viable options seem to be Adam, Sarada, Asha'rah, and Chou. And considering what I know of them, Adam will probably dismantle her, Asha'rah will rip something off, and Chou will probably blow her up.

So, ironically, her safest option is the racist, mass-murdering, slave owning space barbarian.

Unless something changes, she's holding off on sex until after Fife is dealt with. Including Jack, and Ishtar two people she plans on sexing up.

[The Dog]

It's too bad Midori's not her type. Sarada likes her women to have plenty of chest armor, of which Midora has none.

Then Midori will just have to go to Jinzi and request for more chest armor.

[Sub-Zero MKA]

Sarada's tenth tech:

Unyielding Pride – Battering Ram: The Saiyan whose pride is so unshakeable that not even the highest walls can hold her back! Sarada's sense of pride in herself and her determination becomes a tangible battering ram against any barrier that she comes across. With sufficient effort, she is able to break through shields of any type, provided they are created by a being whose PL is less than twice her own.

[Monstrous Bird of Qin, Ou Ki]

Held: *unleashes beast* Pretty impressive, huh Saiyan? *unleashes beast some more*

Sarada: Aw, that's adorable.

Totoma: I MUST PRESERVE HELD'S... do nevadians have nevadian pride? WHATEVER NEVADIANS HAVE

*throws hotdog down hallway*

Sarada: ...what the **** are you doing, mutt?

Totoma: Double. Bacon. Brownie. Hot d--

*Sarada's already down the hallway*

Totoma: RUN, HELD, WHILE SHE'S DISTRACTED BY... wait, that hot dog sounds pretty good. IT'S MINE, BITCH



Held: ...Saiyans. *shakes head*

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

I really feel Jinzi is under appreciated in this game. He's put up with two near-deat outings, having Ishtar lose an arm, having his GeoFront destroyed, losing a ton of money becuase a quarter of the cast is basically the Cookie Monster but with ALL food, having a transport destroyed, watching a manifested Id consume the equivalent of a brillo pad in a toilet ...

And hasn't slept in like, a week?

He just keeps slapping on those super caffiene patches while taking things mostly in stride.

AND IT'S ONLY BEEN THREE DAYS.