Dragonball M: A DBZ RPG Sign-Up and Discussion Thread.

**Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh** · 03-20-2018, 04:09 PM

Originally Posted by KamenRaida

That hypothesis couldn't possibly be right.

Koorimaru walks around naked, and you don't see Ochazuke gravitating to his balls.

*sobs*

No, you don't see him gravitating to his balls... at all ;_;

I mean I dunno about that he's managed to win Ochazuke's grizzled heart. He just goes crazy around Koorimaru.

There's only three people Ochazuke has Kikoho'd all over, and one of them is Koorimaru

**Yun Lao** · 03-20-2018, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by Tami

Seems like Sarada is the magnet for all the guys and possibly some of the girls on the team. Imagine what she will be like once she is an adult.

While Charco finds Sarada adorable when pissed, he considers her too much of a bro to consider her romantically.

He would be dead or close to death before the first date, otherwise.

**Miburo** · 03-20-2018, 04:22 PM

On Helds scale, she would maybe be a ten physically, but like a two in personality.

He doesn't dislike her, but he's not actually seen much of her that would make him change his assessment of "Absolute bitch."

I'm not saying he's correct, mind you, but remember, he's not there during her softer moments. She's pretty standard Saiyan in his eyes, and that includes would prefer to kill/enslave/whatever his people the second it became logistically feasible.

So...Eh.

**MrSandman** · 03-20-2018, 04:40 PM

Eh......Putting Sarada and Erosa together is like dropping two Alphas in a tank and expecting them to get along. They'd spent the entire time head ramming each other over everything from food to mating. If something did spawn from that.....it would likely result in the roughest, most violent sex ever caught on tape.

.....cause naturally somebody would be taping it......nature documentary.

**Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh** · 03-20-2018, 05:01 PM

Originally Posted by MrSandman

Eh......Putting Sarada and Erosa together is like dropping two Alphas in a tank and expecting them to get along. They'd spent the entire time head ramming each other over everything from food to mating. If something did spawn from that.....it would likely result in the roughest, most violent sex ever caught on tape.

.....cause naturally somebody would be taping it......nature documentary.

I mean so far all Erosa's done is eat a toilet.

So it'd be messy.

**Sion Reaver** · 03-20-2018, 05:10 PM

..If what Etrina said is true, Karine is going to want kill the shit out of Kevi surprisingly or not.

**Sub-Zero MKA** · 03-20-2018, 05:35 PM

I'm pretty sure that everyone will want to murderstomp Kevi if what Etrina said is true. Nothing worse than a scumbag who targets kids.

On a lighter note, that's now two guys who have a crush on Sarada. This is completely unexpected. In fact, let's see...

Jack likes Sarada
Sarada likes Jack
Zaofan likes Sarada
Etrina likes Zaofan
Meagan may or may not like Zaofan
Charco may or may not like Meagan
Meagan may or may not like Charco
Erosa has claimed Shiro and Midori as her harems
Adam likes Shiro and Midori
Totoma loves Karine
Karine loves Totoma
Sarada loves Karine's boobs
Sasheem loves food
Sarada loves food
Totoma loves food
Erosa loves food
Zaofan loves cooking
Ochazuke hates Koorimaru
Koorimaru hates Ochazuke
Koorimaru loves the dragon's balls
Ishtar loves Sarada's and Karine's chest armor
Ishtar loves Guza
Ishtar hates coffee
Held loves unicorns

Does that about cover it?

**Monstrous Bird of Qin, Ou Ki** · 03-20-2018, 05:38 PM

As Saiyans, Sarada and Totoma love food as well.

Food really gets around, ya know.

**Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh** · 03-20-2018, 05:49 PM

You forgot that Ishtar hates coffee, and also loves the chest armor of Sarada and Karine.

**grampagen** · 03-20-2018, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by KamenRaida

That hypothesis couldn't possibly be right.

Koorimaru walks around naked, and you don't see Ochazuke gravitating to his balls.

*sobs*

No, you don't see him gravitating to his balls... at all ;_;

Koorimaru: *in the honeyed tones of Ryuusei Nakao* I...I challenge you to a fight! Yes, you fool, I cannot help but wish to test your...mettle! My dear Ochazuke! OHOHOHO!

Ochazuke: No matter how deep the desire, when coursing from a place of rot and stench only ruin can follow.

Koorimaru: Such a filthy conception from an Earther!

Ochazuke: More, my meditations reveal the truth, without superfluities or comforts. Next to your course of ambition, your cloaca is the second most revolting thing about you.

Koorimaru: *Salty Freeza noises*

Ochazuke: Hard truths cut both ways.

Originally Posted by Sion Reaver

..If what Etrina said is true, Karine is going to want kill the shit out of Kevi surprisingly or not.

Do it. Monster on monster action!

It's what Vampire Dad would've wanted ;_;

EDIT

Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh

I mean I dunno about that he's managed to win Ochazuke's grizzled heart. He just goes crazy around Koorimaru.

There's only three people Ochazuke has Kikoho'd all over, and one of them is Koorimaru

Recently he's also fisted Sasheem into splattering all over the place =P

**Monstrous Bird of Qin, Ou Ki** · 03-20-2018, 05:59 PM

Karine and Totoma's first real date will be carving up Kevi like a thanksgiving turkey.

Truly, a bond forged in blood.

**Sub-Zero MKA** · 03-20-2018, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by Monstrous Bird of Qin, Ou Ki

As Saiyans, Sarada and Totoma love food as well.

Food really gets around, ya know.

Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh

You forgot that Ishtar hates coffee, and also loves the chest armor of Sarada and Karine.

Edited in for great justice. Especially that last one

**Miburo** · 03-20-2018, 06:15 PM

Originally Posted by Sub-Zero MKA

I'm pretty sure that everyone will want to murderstomp Kevi if what Etrina said is true. Nothing worse than a scumbag who targets kids.

On a lighter note, that's now two guys who have a crush on Sarada. This is completely unexpected. In fact, let's see...

Jack likes Sarada
Sarada likes Jack
Zaofan likes Sarada
Etrina likes Zaofan
Meagan may or may not like Zaofan
Charco may or may not like Meagan
Meagan may or may not like Charco
Erosa has claimed Shiro and Midori as her harems
Adam likes Shiro and Midori
Totoma loves Karine
Karine loves Totoma
Sarada loves Karine's boobs
Sasheem loves food
Sarada loves food
Totoma loves food
Erosa loves food
Zaofan loves cooking
Ochazuke hates Koorimaru
Koorimaru hates Ochazuke
Koorimaru loves the dragon's balls
Ishtar loves Sarada's and Karine's chest armor
Ishtar loves Guza
Ishtar hates coffee

Does that about cover it?

Held doesn't care.

**Hazard** · 03-20-2018, 06:15 PM

Originally Posted by Sub-Zero MKA

I'm pretty sure that everyone will want to murderstomp Kevi if what Etrina said is true. Nothing worse than a scumbag who targets kids.

On a lighter note, that's now two guys who have a crush on Sarada. This is completely unexpected. In fact, let's see...

Jack likes Sarada
Sarada likes Jack
Zaofan likes Sarada
Etrina likes Zaofan
Meagan may or may not like Zaofan
Charco may or may not like Meagan
Meagan may or may not like Charco
Erosa has claimed Shiro and Midori as her harems
Adam likes Shiro and Midori
Totoma loves Karine
Karine loves Totoma
Sarada loves Karine's boobs
Sasheem loves food
Sarada loves food
Totoma loves food
Erosa loves food
Zaofan loves cooking
Ochazuke hates Koorimaru
Koorimaru hates Ochazuke
Koorimaru loves the dragon's balls
Ishtar loves Sarada's and Karine's chest armor
Ishtar loves Guza
Ishtar hates coffee

Does that about cover it?

Not for the first time I am glad Slak is asexual.

**Sub-Zero MKA** · 03-20-2018, 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by Miburo

Held doesn't care.

Add him in. Sorry about that

Originally Posted by Hazard

Not for the first time I am glad Slak is asexual.

You mean Slak doesn't even like chest armor?

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