The Great Beerus Bake Off -- Beerus Vs. Our Earth

[Cyke]

So, instead of going to Dragon Ball Earth, Beerus and Whis have landed on our Earth, the real world. Beerus has come either to destroy the world, or delight in our best dishes. The deadline is one day. If we don't serve him a good lunch in the next 24 hours, we're toast. That's it.

You have been tasked with assembling a team of chefs and cooks to save the planet from annihilation with a full course meal. Go large, go tasty. They can be celebrity chefs, local talent, your grandmother, or even you.

1. Who do you recruit for the team? You can have as many or as few people as you need, but remember: too many cooks in the kitchen...
2. Who will be the team leader/exec chef and sous chef?
3. What type of cuisines will they prepare? What foods will you serve?

And lastly -- do they succeed?

[Captain Morgan]

From what I've seen, some fairly talented Japanese chefs should take care of it. The DB cast has gotten lots of tasty things for Beerus but I don't think they ever made a point that they were going to world class chefs.

[The Drunkard Kid]

How much Cup Ramen and ice cream can we get on short notice?

[Hiromi]

How much Cup Ramen and ice cream can we get on short notice?

Pretty much this, remember that instant noodles are apparently the apex of galactic cuisine

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

I mean like, with $5, we'll have this **** sorted right quick.

[The Drunkard Kid]

Wait.

Hostess Fruit Pies.

[The Drunkard Kid]

From what I've seen, some fairly talented Japanese chefs should take care of it. The DB cast has gotten lots of tasty things for Beerus but I don't think they ever made a point that they were going to world class chefs.

To be fair, most of the stuff they fed him was presumably made by the chefs of a woman rich enough to give away castles and wishing artifacts as party favors. But Earth cuisine is so good that that could have been overkill.

[T51R]

^^^Feed him this. DEATH BY MUKBANG!

[wjowski]

Just make sure not bring any Hawaiian pizza...