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    Astonishing Member Nick Miller's Avatar
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    (Wild, sexual moaning)
    Old Lady: I’ll have what Superman’s having!

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    You Superman me.

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    "One morning I shot Superman in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."

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    "Just me. Just you and me. Two hits. Me hitting you. You hitting the floor. Anytime you're ready, Superman."

    The Breakfast Club

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    "Say Superman again. Say. Superman. Again. I dare ya. I double dare ya, mo@#$rf%^&r. Say Superman one more goddamm time."

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    "Does he look like a Superman?"
    "What?!"

    *shoots in the shoulder*

    "Does. He. Look. Like a Superman?"
    "Nooo!"
    "Then why did you try to fuck him like a Superman?"
    Last edited by SpiderClops; 01-12-2018 at 08:50 AM.

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    "This is what happens when you meet a Superman in the alps"

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    "I want the Superman!"
    "You can't handle the Superman."

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    "This! Is! SUPERMAAAN!!"

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    Man at Elevator: What are you supposed to be, some kind of a cosmonaut?

    Dr. Peter Venkman: No, we're exterminators. Someone saw a Superman up on twelve.

    Man at Elevator: That's gotta be some Superman.

    Dr. Peter Venkman: Bite your head off, man.

    Dr. Raymond Stantz: [Entering elevator] Going up?

    Man at Elevator: I'll take the next one.

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    "Friends call me Murphy, you can call me...SUPERMAN"

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    "I brought you into this world, Superman. I think its rather fitting that i should take you out of it!"

    -Hot Fuzz

    (Seems to be a good line for Mr. Oz).

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    "Now I have a Superman. Ho. Ho. Ho."

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    "The name is Superman. James Superman.

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    " It's quite all right, really. Superman's having a rest. We'll be going on soon. There's no hurry, you see. We have all the time in the world."

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