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  1. 01-12-2018, 05:43 PM #1
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    Default Dormammu vs Zeus

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    Sigh.

    Zeus is going to try and sex Dormammu up. Just how Zeus rolls.
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh View Post
    Sigh.

    Zeus is going to try and sex Dormammu up. Just how Zeus rolls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh View Post
    Sigh.

    Zeus is going to try and sex Dormammu up. Just how Zeus rolls.
    For Zeus, the question is not if he is going to sex Dormammu up. The question is which animal should he shapechange into in order to do the deed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shellhead View Post
    For Zeus, the question is not if he is going to sex Dormammu up. The question is which animal should he shapechange into in order to do the deed.
    Probably a Phoenix.

    Ol' Furnace Face seems the type.
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phoenixx9 View Post
    . Well, he is a ginger with a beard, lol!
    As a ginger with a beard, I approve of this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh View Post
    Probably a Phoenix.

    Ol' Furnace Face seems the type.
    ...Huh.


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    Someone got the joke.

    I love you.
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh View Post
    Someone got the joke.

    I love you.
    Nice try, Zeus, but I'm not into kalamari like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Drunkard Kid View Post
    Nice try, Zeus, but I'm not into kalamari like that.
    *changes into a drunkard*

    How about now ?
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    At the risk of raining on everyone's picnic, I'll note that as per the rules, it can't actually end with Zeus seducing Dormammu, so...

    Who actually wins the fight? I'd say Dormammu probably has better feats, but Zeus is supposed to be Odin level. Doesn't have the feats for it AFAIK, so Dormammu probably wins.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sol_M View Post
    At the risk of raining on everyone's picnic, I'll note that as per the rules, it can't actually end with Zeus seducing Dormammu, so...
    When have rules stopped Zeus from making love to things ?
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sol_M View Post
    At the risk of raining on everyone's picnic, I'll note that as per the rules, it can't actually end with Zeus seducing Dormammu, so...

    Who actually wins the fight? I'd say Dormammu probably has better feats, but Zeus is supposed to be Odin level. Doesn't have the feats for it AFAIK, so Dormammu probably wins.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh View Post
    When have rules stopped Zeus from making love to things ?
    No, but we have rules about it ENDING with Zeus making love to things.

    So maybe he ends it with a post-coital cigarette or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beadle View Post
    No, but we have rules about it ENDING with Zeus making love to things.

    So maybe he ends it with a post-coital cigarette or something.
    Oh yea, no. The fight's not ending with that.

    Might even be why the fight starts. The Dorm, realizing he's been bamboozled by Zeusy Birdman, attempts to murderize him.
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beadle View Post
    No, but we have rules about it ENDING with Zeus making love to things.

    So maybe he ends it with a post-coital cigarette or something.
    An excellent point!

    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh View Post
    Oh yea, no. The fight's not ending with that.

    Might even be why the fight starts. The Dorm, realizing he's been bamboozled by Zeusy Birdman, attempts to murderize him.
    This I can get behind.

    I want to see a comic with this story now.
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