A respected elder statesman and chairman of the Trump Library, who is remembered for MAGA
In jail, a stain on America’s institution of the presidency for centuries to come
In Russian or Ecuadorian exile
Choking on fast food while in office, Miller’s arms too short to Heimlich God
Stabbed by Melania with a sharpened eye liner pen
Massive heart attack while watching CNN
Auto-erotic asphyxiation while watching FoxNews
Other: Please go into sordid detail
He will resign in shame.
Oh wait a minute, he has no shame.