I tuned out after the third one. I haven't seen either of the two more recent instalments.
After 'Dark Of The Moon' I just couldn't bring myself to sit through another nigh on three hours of nonstop aural onslaught. And such poor dialogue and storylines.
I still think the best Transformers movie is the 1986 animated one.
Same here, and it still holds up after all these years.
I understand the impulse from fans who want to see these properties on the big screen, but I just don't trust most film studios to get it right, and I'd rather they not even bother if they're gonna screw it up. Better for the general public to be ignorant of a thing you love than to get the wrong impression of it from a shitty movie.
Things I love: Batman, Superman, AEW, old films, Lovecraft
Grant Morrison: “Adults...struggle desperately with fiction, demanding constantly that it conform to the rules of everyday life. Adults foolishly demand to know how Superman can possibly fly, or how Batman can possibly run a multibillion-dollar business empire during the day and fight crime at night, when the answer is obvious even to the smallest child: because it's not real.”
You do know gobots came before transformers right? Transformers is the rip-off! Yeah that shocked me also! It's as shocking as finding out the filmation ghostbusters with the monkey is the original and the real ghostbusters is the copy!Go Bots?!? The Dollar store version of Transformers? Hard pass.
Have you seen the gobots anime series machine robo? It's more transformers like then the hanna barbera series.
I always felt if they took the first 3 episodes of G1, remade them with better animation and added some more backstory and characterization to fill it up to 90 minutes, you'd have a great movie right there.
Better yet, turn those 3 eps into a two hour live action movie. It would take an awful lot of money to properly render thirty Transformers into credible CGI though.
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Take my dreams, childish and weak at the seams
Please don't analyze, please just be there for me
I would love a tf series that was more like the comics and original cartoon. I never really liked the character designs for the live action films.
"A happy ending? So unlikely. We're not having a moment here.
Wrong city, wrong people, all huddling in fear.
No one escapes the slaughterhouse, and that's just where you're at.
(You could've asked Rebecca but then Adam stomped her flat.)
You think you're special cuz you're scrappy? You're deluded, time to go.
Lucy's living on the moon but you're another dead psycho."
The big thing with the Transformers movies is every character outside of Prime and Bumblebee just looked generic. Of coarse kids are not going to be interested in toys when 90% of them you can't even remember their names because they all looked alike. I mean was anyone invested in any character in any of the 5 movies outside of those two and Megatron? Dozens of named Autobots and Decepticons in those movies and only 3 ever really stand out.
Things I love: Batman, Superman, AEW, old films, Lovecraft
Grant Morrison: “Adults...struggle desperately with fiction, demanding constantly that it conform to the rules of everyday life. Adults foolishly demand to know how Superman can possibly fly, or how Batman can possibly run a multibillion-dollar business empire during the day and fight crime at night, when the answer is obvious even to the smallest child: because it's not real.”