(an even more plastic surgery) Chad Michael's appears on screen as Cher, to kick off our week of Cher... first up, the mini-challenge: SLAP OUT OF IT! Going from season 9, where there were so few mini-challenges, I love that they are back every week. This one is another hilarious competition; where Ru has to fake slap the queens. Kameron does a great job "they call you mother, but at your age, shouldn't-SLAP!" HAHAHAHA!!! Vanje came up AGAIN from Vixen. But Asia steals the show, hers was already the funniest even before the fact SHE ACTUALLY GETS SLAPPED by Ru... hilarious. Her reaction of saying "it's about to be Asia O'Hara's Drag Race, I'm gonna own this whole building" was genius.
The main challenge is Cher "the UNOFFICIAL" RUsical. Living. I've waited for them to do "Night of 100 Chers", and while we didn't get that, I'm gagging over the LIVE SINGING. The inner monologue of the queens: Fuccccck my life! It's not just singing, like Season 6's RUsical, this is having to sing live AS CHER!!! It's a tough challenge. And I didn't know Cher had a no#1 hit in every decade. Good on you, gurl! (but what was her hit in the 2010s???). Trodrick is the choreographer, and the main part that sticks out is Eureka's fake, LIEING story about her dad making her sing. The truth is obvious: she's lazy and didn't prepare. She's great at improv, but the two challenges where she has to learn OTHER PEOPLE'S LINES she doesn't know it. I'm amazed she didn't cry about her knee again. Honestly, these excuses... ugh... I'm back to hating her. And based on the Biance del Rio EPIC tea from DragCon, Eureka being lazy, not dedicated and not nice is the mother tucking truth! She's like Darienne Lake, a "pity me" story for every failing, which ultimately might be exposed as not true. On the plus side, Asia has a heart-to-heart with the Vixen, again proving her mother status. It was beautiful, intelligent and much needed. And Aquaria... come through Violet RUdemption, she's getting nicer and nicer every episode. Migrating back to the other side, I loved it.
CHER: THE "UNOFFICIAL" RUSICAL
Cher naming the emojis Gave. Me. LIFE!
- Kameron serves us 60s Cher. He does the best job of anyone, he not only looks the most like Cher, and sounds the most like Cher, but he serves Cher (with arguably one of the less iconic Cher looks). Her mannerisms, her attitude, he gave us layers. It was excellent.
- Monet and Vixen both serve 70s Cher variety show. Monet can't really look like Cher, but she does a great job, the song about cultural appropriation was wonderful topical (and so, SO funny) and then the Vixen... was Cher-less. Absent of ANY Cher-isms. She danced well, but this was about embodying Cher, and she failed.
- Aquaria has disco Cher, and it was fine. At some points she floundered, at other points she was funny. It was uneven, but not a bomb. And the cape part was funny, and she was SMART (as the judges noticed) to mention it during reviews. Did anyone else think she looked like Farrah's Madonna, or was that just me?
- Asia has movie star Cher. This... this made me so sad. Movie star Cher is MY CHER! I adore Moonstruck (1986) with all my heart; I have always said she is an excellent actress (and just a good sing). And from the lyrics, Asia had THE FUNNIEST verse. She should have slayed it, and she didn't even look like Cher. It broke my heart, because this was her chance to win, and it failed. Horribly! BUT... I will say, her line "I screwed up all those words" was brilliant. She's always been very good at acknowledging her fails, and that was a great moment.
- Eureka served us rockstar Cher, again using her body for humour... and I didn't like it. I found it quite... unpleasant. And the biggest laugh came from the cannon, NOT from Eureka. Ugh! If she wins the crown, after Trixie's shockingly undeserving 'victory'... I'll be so unhappy with the show.
- Miz Cracker was comeback Cher, and like Aquaria had moment of highs and moments of lows. In a stronger competition, she might have been in danger, but it was so obvious who the bottom two were, that this mishmash didn't cost her. "I invented reinvention, bitches," HILARIOUS!
Category Is... GLITTER-RIFIC.
TOP: Kameron's gorgeous bodysuit She Devil meets Barbie. I love how he uses his big ol' pecs for boobs. Aquaria's stunning, brilliant Virgin Mary, Baroque meets Disco with those crystal eye covers. Once again, she's delivering iconic looks. I'd rank this up with her oil mermaid, Kameron's black crow Maleficent, and Asia's dandelion hat. Speaking of Asia... her clown. THIS is what Thorgy never did, and it was stunning. Funny, clever, the paper hair, the body suit, the body, I loved it. LOVED IT (but it wasn't Aquaria iconic).
MIDDLE: Eureka's was good, but no gag. It was beautiful disco heaven. And Miz Cracker I enjoyed, but it wasn't till Michelle said he needed an eyelash that I clocked what I didn't like. It needed a gold eyelash, because it throws off the look.
BOTTOM: Monet's face was everything, stunning Uncle Fester realness, but the body... it needed tits, needed padding. Concept 10, execution 5. Such a shame, she could have won. Vixen's outfit yes was excellent BUT SHE'S DONE THIS BEFORE! It's the hat outfit, it's the foam stripes, it's possibly her best look but it's now recycled. I was bored, despite it's skill.
Kameron wins, which thrills me. He should have won episode 2 too, so I'm counting this as his second win, WHICH MEANS I've been discounting him. For not being a performer, he rises to the challenge. Snatch Game, Bossy Rossy... I'm so impressed. Right now, if he won... I'd not be mad. I'd actually quite like him to win, he's lovely. And the lipsync, F*CK! STOP PLAYING INSTRUMENTS. We've had guitars, drums, trumpets and now more damn drums. I'm thrilled Vixen is gone, just so we get no more bloody musical instruments. Asia does a good job but... I don't know, I felt that song could have delivered a better lipsync. Asia was good but she was no Monet. |