Prince Namor vs. Hercules

[The Arbiter]

At a Splash Park. 616

[Shellhead]

They have fought on at least three occasions, always on a shoreline. Though the fights typically show them as pretty even in the comics, I believe Hercules should win any fight against Namor unless they are deep underwater. Hercules is definitely stronger, has greater toughness and endurance, and vast experience. Namor might be slightly quicker and more agile, and his flight gives him the edge in maneuverability, but those are minor advantages because Namor doesn't have a ranged attack.

[The Drunkard Kid]

I'm gonna say that there's about a 35% chance of this legitimately ending in sex, and it's only so low due to Herc not being blonde and Namor's personality.

[Shellhead]

I'm gonna say that there's about a 35% chance of this legitimately ending in sex, and it's only so low due to Herc not being blonde and Namor's personality.

I was just coming here to post that Namor and Herc might work well as a superhero equivalent to a buddy cop movie, especially something like Tango and Cash.

But then I saw your post and I can't un-see it.

[Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh]

As hairy as Hercules is, I'd say Namor should be able to grab on. Only issue then is the stronger, now wet, hairy man ... Should wrestle the scantily clad elvish-looking man into submission.

[Powerboy]

As hairy as Hercules is, I'd say Namor should be able to grab on. Only issue then is the stronger, now wet, hairy man ... Should wrestle the scantily clad elvish-looking man into submission.

A George Carlin skit just appeared in my mind and now I can't get rid of it. What if we took every old movie and, wherever it says the word "kill", we substitute a rather well-known four-letter word referring to having sex.

[Shellhead]

That skit was probably inspired by the movie Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!