Originally Posted by
Cyke
Seeing Ishtar in the appropriate cooking attire gave Zaofan one delighted smile, complete with a nod. "Ishtar! Presenting Ishtar, everyone! May I introduce you to the others? Mr. Pewter, Ms. Blush, and peppy Dash here; Dash had fought with us against Battersea and Fife on the island all those months ago. Can you believe this? HAH! HAH!"
But moreso, seeing Ishtar in the outfit allowed Zaofan to realize that, just as anything else, Ishtar would devote herself to the tasks at hand. Whether it be battle, or sacrifice, or simply cooking, the vagabond chef took a careful personal note of Ishtar's dedication, and how that in itself would and should be a model for his own approach to life. Ishtar was, in her way, an inspiration, even if she herself hadn't noticed.
"Right you are, Ishtar!" He said, not realizing or catching his own rhyme. His spirits lifted, as creation tends to come more from a place of love than outright destruction ever could. "You'll fill my last role -- the Sous Chef! Your meticulous attention to detail and care will be of utmost importance here. Food preparation would be key -- preparing the ingredients for the rest of us to cook, tasting the food to make sure we are on the right track, and ensuring that we keep our stations clean. Once the meals are cooked, your eye will help us greatly with food presentation."
Zaofan then looked to each of the four newfound kitchen staff, the team complete.
"These people -- these survivors, these refugees, these orphans -- deserve the best. And they shall get our best. We're in the business of liberation, folks -- let's liberate their taste buds."
"Sing?"
"..."
"SING?"
"..."
"IN MY KITCHEN?!"
Oooooh, now Ishtar had done it. Riding a high that steadily began when the mission started, it would reach a new height. Whether the Oni was facetious or not, it did not matter -- Zaofan was triggered, just enough to leap onto the kitchen island with one mighty grin, and then hopping and dancing around each of the team, lost in the moment.
Let's
Get down
To business
To bake all
the buns
Did
They send me
Flour
when I asked
for crumbs?
It's the baddest brunch we've ever made
But you can bet
before we're through
Chroma, I'll
make a flan
Just for you
Lumpy
as a
porridge
but with dairy
within
Once
you find
vanilla
you make sure
to spin
You're a formless, pale, and shapeless glob
So we need
a baking pan
Listen
I'll make
a flan
just for you
I'm always gonna bake my bread
Say goodbye to those hunger pains
Boy, was I attuned with spoons for some chow mein
These eggs are beaten half to death
Hope this doesn't come out runny
Now I really wish that I knew their cuisine
MAKE A FLAN
We must be swift as a ten course dinner
MAKE A FLAN
With all the force of a great big spoon
MAKE A FLAN
With all the strength of convection ovens
And then we'll make some really crunchy rangoooooons
Time is racing toward us till the buns need chives
Heed my every order 'fore you take a five
It's unsalted for the taste of more
Cinnamon, honeycomb, then stew
Now can I make a flan just for you?
MAKE A FLAN
We must be swift as a ten course dinner
MAKE A FLAN
With all the force of a great big spoon
MAKE A FLAN
With all the strength of convection ovens
And then we'll make some really crunchy rangoooooons
MAKE A FLAN
We must be swift as a ten course dinner
MAKE A FLAN
With all the force of a great big spoon
MAKE A FLAN
With all the strength of convection ovens
And then we'll make some really crunchy rangoooooons
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Zaofan then stopped, finding his arms stretched out to Ishtar and Dash. Clearing his throat, Zaofan tugged down on his tunic, and tried to stop blushing. "Ahem, that is to say, Ishtar -- yes. Yes, singing is welcome in my kitchen."