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    Default Who can Eat, Drink and Fight the Best?

    The Participants are:

    -Homer Simpson

    -Peter Griffin

    -Bender Bending Rodriguez

    -Volstagg(Marvel 616)


    *The first contest is an eating contest to see who can eat the most burgers in 12 hours!

    *The second contest is who can drink the most beer in 12 hours!

    *The third contest is who can beat up the most Monarch Henchmen(Venture Brother's) in one day, Each Character in their composite form!

    *Fourth Round is a Composite Battle Royale to the Death!

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    Volstagg should take this easily lol. Dude is a beast in every category
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    Volstagg eats the other competitors.
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    No Matter Eater Lad?

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    Where is Gaston?
    Why are we here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpandpointies View Post
    Where is Gaston?
    Volstagg devoured him en route ...

    "No one makes a snack, like Gaston."
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    If fight one was using the Composite versions of the characters, and it was donuts instead of burgers, then Homer would have likely won that match hands down.

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    I actually think Bender can win the drinking contest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh View Post
    Volstagg eats the other competitors.
    Okay, that was good. Pretty much. Dude can pack it in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Allan View Post
    I actually think Bender can win the drinking contest.
    He deffintly can

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    Fat Cobra is the winner!


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    I call BS on that scan.

    No way Volstagg is going to be full in ten minutes. He's used to pigging out in Asgardian Feasts and they last days.

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