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    Default Who can Eat, Drink and Fight the Best?

    The Participants are:

    -Homer Simpson

    -Peter Griffin

    -Bender Bending Rodriguez

    -Volstagg(Marvel 616)


    *The first contest is an eating contest to see who can eat the most burgers in 12 hours!

    *The second contest is who can drink the most beer in 12 hours!

    *The third contest is who can beat up the most Monarch Henchmen(Venture Brother's) in one day, Each Character in their composite form!

    *Fourth Round is a Composite Battle Royale to the Death!

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    Volstagg should take this easily lol. Dude is a beast in every category
    "So full of hate were our eyes
    That none of us could see
    Our war would yield countless dead
    But never victory
    So let us cast arms aside
    And like discard our wrath
    Thou, in faith, will keep us safe
    Whilst we find the path"

    -The Covenant Writ of Union

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    Volstagg eats the other competitors.
    "I am Galactus ! I do what I do !"

    "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

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    No Matter Eater Lad?

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    Where is Gaston?
    Why Are We Here?, by Pendaran

    "...the Myths Transformed version of the legendarium, in which the Moon is Melkor's attempt to make his own Arda with blackjack and hookers."
    - Estrecca

    "...dropping an orca whale made of fire on your enemies is a pretty strong opening move."
    - Nik Hasta

    "[Kent] Nelson was nearly invariably presented as the guy who, barring the Spectre, made everyone else generally gasp and go "Doctor Fate don't shiv, he balls nasty.", even Superman."
    - Pendaran

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    The Tentacle God Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpandpointies View Post
    Where is Gaston?
    Volstagg devoured him en route ...

    "No one makes a snack, like Gaston."
    "I am Galactus ! I do what I do !"

    "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

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    If fight one was using the Composite versions of the characters, and it was donuts instead of burgers, then Homer would have likely won that match hands down.

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    I actually think Bender can win the drinking contest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu_of_R'lyeh View Post
    Volstagg eats the other competitors.
    Okay, that was good. Pretty much. Dude can pack it in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Allan View Post
    I actually think Bender can win the drinking contest.
    He deffintly can

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    Fat Cobra is the winner!


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    I call BS on that scan.

    No way Volstagg is going to be full in ten minutes. He's used to pigging out in Asgardian Feasts and they last days.

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