FUNNIEST lines in Horror movies?

[AnthonyO'Brien]

My faves are :

"She's a nice girl Mama, but ah don't think she's too right in the head" - maniac from Deranged (1974) talking to the stuffed corpse of his mother!

Jason Lives - Jason approaches some kids at a Cabin. One kid turns to another and says - "sooo, what did you wanna be when you grew up"

and YOURS?

[Midvillian1322]

It's not a line but the scene from Bride of Chucky when he flips off the stoner in the gas station has me dying as a kid. Havent seen it in awhile so iono if it holds up.

[numberthirty]

It's not a line but the scene from Bride of Chucky when he flips off the stoner in the gas station has me dying as a kid. Havent seen it in awhile so iono if it holds up.

Yep.

The problem is, some of the funniest lines/bits probably aren't even fit for mentioning here.

[AndrewCrossett]

"I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world." --Marty Mikalski, The Cabin in the Woods

[sunofdarkchild]

'They're eating her. And then they're going to eat me. Oh my gooooooood.'

[Joker Venom]

"An American Werewolf In London" is easily one of the most quotable horror movies ever. Some of my favorites...

"Have you ever talked to a corpse? It's boring!"

"I will not be threatened by a walking meatloaf!"

DAVID: "Aren't you going to say I told you so?"
JACK: "If I were still alive, I probably would. But I DID tell you so, you schmuck!"

[Michael Watkins]

"it's ok! he just wanted his chainsaw!"

[AndrewCrossett]

"There it is. Looks like you've got some kind of alternate universe in there or something." --John Ratzenberger, House II: The Second Story

"Never say "who's there?" Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something." --Scream

[AnthonyO'Brien]

The Thing ; "You gotta be ###ing kidding"/ "...This ####ing couch!"

Evil Dead II : "We just cut up our girl-friend with a chainsaw. Does that sound 'fine' ?"

[shades of eternity]

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cheating horribly, but adding a favorite.

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[AnakinFlair]

"Welcome to Prime Time, bitch!"

Funny, or just memorable?

[choptop]

"it's ok! he just wanted his chainsaw!"

I think you meant It's okay he just wanted his machete back?