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    Default FUNNIEST lines in Horror movies?

    My faves are :

    "She's a nice girl Mama, but ah don't think she's too right in the head" - maniac from Deranged (1974) talking to the stuffed corpse of his mother!

    Jason Lives - Jason approaches some kids at a Cabin. One kid turns to another and says - "sooo, what did you wanna be when you grew up"

    and YOURS?

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    It's not a line but the scene from Bride of Chucky when he flips off the stoner in the gas station has me dying as a kid. Havent seen it in awhile so iono if it holds up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Midvillian1322 View Post
    It's not a line but the scene from Bride of Chucky when he flips off the stoner in the gas station has me dying as a kid. Havent seen it in awhile so iono if it holds up.
    Yep.

    The problem is, some of the funniest lines/bits probably aren't even fit for mentioning here.

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    "I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world." --Marty Mikalski, The Cabin in the Woods

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    'They're eating her. And then they're going to eat me. Oh my gooooooood.'

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    "An American Werewolf In London" is easily one of the most quotable horror movies ever. Some of my favorites...

    "Have you ever talked to a corpse? It's boring!"

    "I will not be threatened by a walking meatloaf!"

    DAVID: "Aren't you going to say I told you so?"
    JACK: "If I were still alive, I probably would. But I DID tell you so, you schmuck!"

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    "it's ok! he just wanted his chainsaw!"
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    Because its fun, not as fun as the liberal meltdown but close
    11/10/2016

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    "There it is. Looks like you've got some kind of alternate universe in there or something." --John Ratzenberger, House II: The Second Story

    "Never say "who's there?" Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something." --Scream

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    The Thing ; "You gotta be ###ing kidding"/ "...This ####ing couch!"

    Evil Dead II : "We just cut up our girl-friend with a chainsaw. Does that sound 'fine' ?"

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    https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Ash_Williams

    cheating horribly, but adding a favorite.

    That's right... shop smart: shop S-Mart... Ya got that?!

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    "Welcome to Prime Time, bitch!"

    Funny, or just memorable?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael Watkins View Post
    "it's ok! he just wanted his chainsaw!"
    I think you meant It's okay he just wanted his machete back?

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