Shaq-Fu Vs. the 1992 USA Dream Team

[Cyke]

In early 1992, Chris Laettner was selected over Shaquille O'Neal to join the mightiest force of basketball talent ever assembled, the USA Dream Team.

However, it turns out that O'Neal wasn't passed up so much as he was sent by the NBA for training to liberate an otherworldly dimension from the forces of Sett Ra.

Soon after the Dream Team conquers the 1992 Summer Olympics, a portal opens up, spitting out a battered and defeated O'Neal. Every opponent in Shaq-Fu had decided to band together to beat the jolly giant. With the last of his strength, O'Neal managed to open a portal to find help before fainting.

With O'Neal out of commission, can the Dream Team defeat the otherworldly invaders?

Dream Team:
Michael Jordan
Scottie Pippin
John Stockton
Karl Malone
Magic Johnson
Larry Bird
Patrick Ewing
Chris Mullin
David Robinson
Charles Barkley
Clyde Drexler
Christian Laettner

Team Sett-Ra (who?)
Sett-Ra (of course)
Kaori
Beast
Colonel
Diesel
Leotsu
Rajah
Nezu
Mephis
Voodoo
Auroch

All fighters are fresh. Setting is Barcelona. The Dream Team is in the same shape they were in 1992. Shaq is out of this fight.

Bonus:
Instead of the Dream Team, it's Michael Jordan, Bill Murray, Newman, and the Tune Squad.

[Kusanagi]

If Michael and Larry get these feats they win easy.

[The Drunkard Kid]

Do both Barkley and Jordan get the Chaos Dunk from Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden?