While trying to figure out how in the nine hells Kratos turned his brain around without severing his brain stem or breaking his own neck, Washu opens a dimensional doorway to the world of
Nana's Everyday Life.
Without warning old Spartan reflexes kick in, and he chucks one of his blades through the portal shouting
"GIRL!" And just like that poor, limbless Nana finds herself fished into Khazan Town needing dental work(its what happens when you hang onto a Blade of Chaos with your
teeth, for lack of limbs...) Where the first thing she hears is a huge fuckoff argument between Washu and the former God of War.
"If she comes with us, she will die! Ours is not a life she deserves!"
"Yeah? last time I checked you did pretty well with your son!"
"Only after much effort! From
both of us! Do you not think this one deserves better, woman?"
"Then leave her here with me!"
"NO! She is my responsibility, and I will not have her raised by a Mad God!"
Three days later
you're touring Khazan Town. Your pass is about to run out, and yer nearly broke. Lo and behold, you are accosted by an ageing Olympian and his son, Boy. Who offers you not just an indefinite pass extension, but also a small mountain of Hacksilver in exchange for your knowledge of the fictional multiverse.
"We are going to find this one a suitable home, and you are going to help us. Are we agreed, human?" he says, showing you a small, malnourished, mutilated and pretty mangled little girl whom you immediately recognize.
Nothing for it now, Nana's future rides on what you know about the fictional world...so who will YOU recommend she be re-homed with?