What would you tell your 10-Year-Old Self?

**DrNewGod** · 07-30-2018, 03:17 PM

You got a time machine! Sort of.

It will project an image of you into your own dreams, one time, when you were ten years old, for 15 seconds.

You will say...?

**Powerboy** · 07-30-2018, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by DrNewGod

You got a time machine! Sort of.

It will project an image of you into your own dreams, one time, when you were ten years old, for 15 seconds.

You will say...?

"I am imprinting a record of every sports victory up to 2018 into your brain. Make bets when you are an adult and get rich. P.S. Don't become an @$$h**e like Biff."

Okay that's cheating because it's more than 15 seconds worth of information and it's not really what I'd say because that's private but, for purposes of the thread, that's what I'm saying.

**Kirby101** · 07-30-2018, 08:04 PM

Buy Google, Apple ans Amazon stock.

**Kusanagi** · 07-31-2018, 06:11 PM

You're not as remotely as smart as you think you are. Also if you struggle at university, go to community college, not some overpriced specialty school.

**Jack Dracula** · 07-31-2018, 07:43 PM

When you're 18 you'll be at a party where you'll meet a cute girl who looks like Illyana Rasputin.
Just walk the f#ck away.

**Kirby101** · 07-31-2018, 07:52 PM

The things you think are life and death, aren't.

**Alan2099** · 07-31-2018, 07:54 PM

"This is going to sound weird, but stay away from ballerina dancers. Trust me. I don't care what you think, it ain't going to work."

**The Darknight Detective** · 08-01-2018, 05:23 AM

Originally Posted by ChadH

When you're 18 you'll be at a party where you'll meet a cute girl who looks like Illyana Rasputin.
Just walk the f#ck away.

I'm pretty sure if you're 18 and you're given that type of inside info, you're still not going to pass up a girl who looks like Magik.

**Surf** · 08-01-2018, 07:21 AM

Me now: Bro, all these Iron Man comics you think are cool, well they might be but buy as many Iron Man #55 as you can find.

10 year old me: More than one copy of the same book? But...

Me now: (Slaps 10 year old self) DON'T ASK ME QUESTIONS, I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME, JUST DO IT!

**Mormel** · 08-01-2018, 07:28 AM

Don't pick Charmander just because you think he looks cool. Bulbasaur is the way to go!!

**Jack Dracula** · 08-01-2018, 10:48 AM

Originally Posted by The Darknight Detective

I'm pretty sure if you're 18 and you're given that type of inside info, you're still not going to pass up a girl who looks like Magik.

Yeah, she really was a gorgeous psychopath.

**The Darknight Detective** · 08-01-2018, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by ChadH

Yeah, she really was a gorgeous psychopath.

I can empathize with you, Chad. It's amazing how utterly naive I was 35 years ago when I was that age when it came to a few beautiful, but dangerous knockouts. I got away unscathed, but not for anything I did.

**DrNewGod** · 08-01-2018, 03:01 PM

Originally Posted by The Darknight Detective

I can empathize with you, Chad. It's amazing how utterly naive I was 35 years ago when I was that age when it came to a few beautiful, but dangerous knockouts. I got away unscathed, but not for anything I did.

On one hand, that kind of experience is horrible. On the other,...okay, still horrible but the ride can be fun in a spot or two. Right before the pain resumes.

**Star_Jammer** · 08-01-2018, 03:39 PM

"Even though you're gay (you'll realize this in about 3 years), stay the hell away from a girl named 'Melody'".

**Custodes** · 08-01-2018, 03:44 PM

After you read the comics....give them away. What you own, ends up owning you.

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