All-purpose news and politics thread: Two Steps Beyond!(Part II)

[InformationGeek]

In comes Thomas Massie, whose hair is atrocious. How much is he sweating?


....wait, is Massie trying to discredit Cohen by saying he gave Trump bad advice and that Trump did indeed followed it regardless? Soooooo, Trump still did a lot of shady things then? What are you doing?

[Tendrin]

And not a Dukes of Hazzard revival?

I mean sure but I could also see him telling the a-team to butt out of his town.

[Malvolio]

And not a Dukes of Hazzard revival?

He looks like if they had cast Michael Chiklis as Boss Hogg instead of Burt Reynolds.

[InformationGeek]

And Michael Cloud goes off about book deals.


There's then Mark Meadows, screaming and ranting yet again, waving his arms about hysterically. Cummings had to tell him to knock it off.

[Tendrin]

I mean, I doubt that guy gets the nomination but come oooooon

[InformationGeek]

Meadows is back and yelling once again about foreign entities.

[worstblogever]

...



https://twitter.com/juddlegum/status...342294528?s=21

Why do I have a feeling I'll be seeing that. Photo in a WBE profile?

I KEAN COME ON THEY COULDN'T FIND A DUDE THAT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE A STOCK 80s TV SHOW VILLAIN.

And not a Dukes of Hazzard revival?

Stony Rushing:


Boss Hogg:


Doc Hopper, in the Muppet Movie.


Draw your own conclusions.

[InformationGeek]

I'll give Justin Amash this, he wasn't embarrassing. Again, going at Cohen's credibility, but he's more trying to get to the heart of why Cohen was picked as a lawyer in the first place and understanding what Cohen meant by Trump not directly saying things.

[InformationGeek]

Bob Gibbs come up and starts saying Cohen is being totally mean towards poor Trump as he tries his hardest to negotiate something with North Korea. Then he goes off about book deals like every other idiot before him.

[KNIGHT OF THE LAKE]

Hope this convinced you that nothing in the Mueller report will convince Republicans to remove him from office. They are all in

[InformationGeek]

Jim Jordan yaps again about how this is all a conspiracy theory that the Democrats are trying to make and ...weirdly trying to pin Trump getting elected on Cohen's shoulders. I'm not following his lunacy.

[PaulBullion]

Pence is a bad move because he may actually be competent.

Pence is already making policy along with Miller (do you really think Trump cares about trans military personnel?)
Pence only looks competent standing next to Trump.
Pence lacks Trump's showmanship and what MAGA folks think is charisma. He has no chance of winning a presidential election.

So yes, impeach Trump.

[PaulBullion]

[InformationGeek]

And on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about these goddamn book deals and movie deals.

[worstblogever]

Hope this convinced you that nothing in the Mueller report will convince Republicans to remove him from office. They are all in

Just like the attendees at Jonestown, they're doing the political equivalent of swigging the poisoned Kool-Aid to end it all in 2020. They're rallying around a man who's being exposed as a traitor (and there are receipts to prove it) because he polls well with there racist base...